My friend James and I have always appreciated costumes that involve a play on words, or an axiom of some kind, and this year is going to be no different.
James is coming to my party in a pirate outfit, accented with rock-climbing carabiners. He's going to be "The Pirate of the Carabiner"
I'm dressing in a torn up scouts uniform, complete with lots of fake blood, bug bites, toy insects, liberally applied bug spray, rubber snakes wrapped around my legs, a toy raccoon sewn onto my back, and a hunter's arrow stuck in my shoulder. I'm "not a happy camper".

What are you going to be?