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Postby FoxyJama » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:59 pm

Did you guys know that the Dukes of Hazzard is in the final stages of post-production and is due to be released in June of this year?

You guys might think I'm a crazy person, but I grew up watching the Dukes every Friday night. I was gonna grow up and marry Bo Duke. I was one of the people that laughed when I noticed that Martha Kent's email in Smallville is the license plate number of the General Lee.

However, I'm a bit... taken aback... at the choice of casting for the Dukes movie. Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke and Seann William Scott as Bo Duke? Johnny Knoxville?!

Okay, maybe I'm part of the generation that just doesn't "get" Jackass. Maybe I think he's just a crude monkey with no vestiges of the basic instinct for self-preservation. Maybe I don't want the memory of Luke Duke sliding across the hood of the General Lee tainted by an idjit.

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Postby Decavolt » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:36 pm

*points to the Starskey and Hutch remake, among others*

They'll fuck it all up, I have no doubt. Hollywood is so completely out of ideas that they'll remake (i.e. bastardize) anything and everything they can think of and don't really give a rat's ass if it's good or not. They just cast at least 1 or 2 well known "stars" (not that Knoxville could be classified as such) and hope that opening day will at least bring in enough to make some money. Morons. It'll suck, and I won't be wasting my money or time watching it.
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Postby Otori » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:37 pm

You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.

I think it's just this generations of taking a campy 70's movie and making a campy 05's movie. I'm sure I won't lose any sleep over how this nugget of gold was "raped" by the remake :roll:
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Postby Decavolt » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:38 pm

Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
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Postby epiphonic » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:34 pm

Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.



no s**t, yo.
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Postby Boinky » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:37 pm

I wanna see a cat-fight!
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Postby Otori » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:58 pm

epiphonic wrote:
Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.



no s**t, yo.


I was being asinine :P
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Postby Plesk » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:36 pm

Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.


But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans! :D
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Postby Lauri » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:03 pm

Plesk wrote:
Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.


But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans! :D


Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass. :P
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Postby Ashval » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:19 pm

Lauri wrote:
Plesk wrote:
Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.


But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans! :D


Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass. :P


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Postby Maephina » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:25 pm

Lol who they got slated to play Boss Hogg and Cletus? Will we see the return of Flash?! Or will they sub in some stupif f***ing giant fluffy dog for audience "appeal"?!??!


I grew up watching this show every friday night too and the thought of Hollywood remaking this with *gag* Jessica Simpson on the bill makes me wanna vomit up everything I've eaten since i was 4.
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Postby Otori » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:36 am

Willie Nelson is Uncle Jesse...lol, and in an a real oddity, Burt Reynolds is Boss Hogg....wtf
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Postby Vallikat » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:51 am

Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


The only possible worse choice would've been Brittny Spears.
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Postby Highlander » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:14 am

I am saddened by the fact that they are "bastardizing" this show into a movie. i never got to watch the show alot, but i know it was great. And this just screws it all up... :(
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Postby Britt9081 » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:51 am

ValliKat wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


The only possible worse choice would've been Brittny Spears.


OMG OMG OMG

How could you say that?!?!? Britney would make the best possible Daisy


erm yea lol I was kidding, I agree with Valli
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Postby Boinky » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:09 pm

Veldron wrote:
Lauri wrote:
Plesk wrote:
Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.


But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans! :D


Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass. :P


That makes two of us.


Sorry, I can see past it enough :wink:
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Postby Tacz » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:28 pm

Boinky wrote:
Veldron wrote:
Lauri wrote:
Plesk wrote:
Decavolt wrote:
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.


That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.


But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans! :D


Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass. :P


That makes two of us.


Sorry, I can see past it enough :wink:


They should've gotten her sister. Her facial expressions are just confusing, so to avoid a headache we'd be staring at her ass.
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