I badgered Tarryk 'till he let me read this on TD last sunday, but a couple people said to post it as well, so here it is.
The "What They Failed To Tell Me" list:
-- Bugs are real.
-- There ain't shiznit you can do about it.
-- If you are in the game for at least a 3 hour stretch, you will scream in frustration at least once.
-- The Subways are great... especially if you're on a dialup and feel like seeing a slideshow you have no control over.
-- If there's somewhere you arn't supposed to be able to go, you WILL find a way to get there before you realize the mistake.
-- Only mission in Galway if you want to run for hours then not be able to get into said mission.
-- Given enough time, too little sleep, and a nervous breakdown, lag can be funny.
-- Don't right click on it unless you know what it does.
-- Develop a sense of humor... quickly.
-- Sit in one place long enough and someone duel-wielding pillows will run by.
-- Help the n00bs, someday they'll be a higher level then you.
-- Don't laugh at an Atrox, they arn't all as gimped as Epicene.
-- Read the Tip of the Day, it's another good hint to forget later.
-- Do not point and laugh at the red creature that was trying to kick your ass before you ran into the supresion field, karma will come back to haunt you on that one.
-- Read the patch notes so you know it was a bug and not just your own crappy luck.
-- Do not smoke while missioning until you learn all the controls.
-- Thank people... a lot... not only is it good manners, but they may give you even more stuff.
-- Learn to laugh at irony.
~Kayten