Nico, I'm going to come over there with a bucket of honey, and I will coat you with that honey after first staking you out over an anthill for that picture...
Now you guys can't blame me for y'all looking at the dog-in-crotch seemingly nekkid Hoff picture. It was pretty clear that the image was going to invole 1) a dog, 2) the Hoff and 3) the dog being in the vicinity of his crotch.
*is having a bad day now* Damn im outta matches and just covered myself with the last bit of gasoline I had, and I broke the last spork I had trying to gouge out my eyes and I only managed to make my eye waterup... it hurts but not enough.
The secret is that there is no spoon... that there is no fork... there is only the spork.