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by Mivat » Tue May 09, 2006 9:41 pm
ALAKAZAM!!!!
Ebuhl Thread Necromancers FTW!
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com
See, laugh, marvel at the wonders of european advertising
Work-safe, of course.
Oh, and check out the links as well. More hilarity there.
Ebuhl Thread Necromancers FTW!
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com
See, laugh, marvel at the wonders of european advertising
Work-safe, of course.
Oh, and check out the links as well. More hilarity there.
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by Mivat » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:55 pm
What your comp does when you're not looking
Falls, spills, faceplants and ouchies. This makes me cringe
Ladder Racing! (don't ask)
A different sort of canvas. Impressive.
Hips don't lie!
Bad day at work, Newslady?
Macrophotography. This WILL creep you out if you hate insects, and will make you doubt you really like insects if you think you do.
The following might not be work-safe at all, depending on your co-worker's/boss' imagination. I might also add that if you can't take some tounge-in-cheek humor that makes your brain instantly slam into the gutter: don't click the link
Clicky!
Falls, spills, faceplants and ouchies. This makes me cringe
Ladder Racing! (don't ask)
A different sort of canvas. Impressive.
Hips don't lie!
Bad day at work, Newslady?
Macrophotography. This WILL creep you out if you hate insects, and will make you doubt you really like insects if you think you do.
The following might not be work-safe at all, depending on your co-worker's/boss' imagination. I might also add that if you can't take some tounge-in-cheek humor that makes your brain instantly slam into the gutter: don't click the link
Clicky!
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by Kyrros » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:14 am
roflmao Awesome Miv. 
I loved the insect one, it was good stuff.
Far as being slammed into the gutter... you can't get slammed if you're already there. Figures I'm a Gemini though, my brain thought naughty and recognized what each pic was really at the same time.
I loved the insect one, it was good stuff.
Far as being slammed into the gutter... you can't get slammed if you're already there. Figures I'm a Gemini though, my brain thought naughty and recognized what each pic was really at the same time.
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by Mivat » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:10 pm
24 things you might not know, nor did you really need or want to know.
1: Using headphones in a hour increases the level of bacteria in your ear 700 times
2: Seven percent of all americans never bathe
3: Bill Gates got a score of 1590 out of 1600 on his SAT at high school.
4: If you take all IQ-tests conducted by Mensa, they will show that women are smarter than men
5: Michael Keatons real name is Michael Douglas
6: A womans heart beats faster than a mans.
7: In the US, fewer people are born on may 22th than on other days.
8: Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones shared a room at college
9: Normal kids in 1st grade at school can recognize about 200 company logos.
10: Cats doesn't taste sweet things.
11: There's over 20 000 different brands of beer in the world
12: Only female mosquitos suck blood. Males are vegetarians.
13: Muhammed is the most widely-used name in the world.
14: Dynamite is made of, among other things, peanuts.
15: Money is made out of cotton, not paper.
16: Elvis was nearsighted.
17: You burn 26 calories by kissing for a minute.
18: The first movie where a toilet ever got flushed was in the movie Psycho.
19: You share your birthday with a minimum of 9 million other humans.
20: In Kentucky, it's illegal to bathe less than once a year.
21: The penis of a male spider is on the tip of one of its legs.
22: Mouse has sex in about 5 seconds.
23: There is 170 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 to play the 10 first moves in chess.
24: Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
1: Using headphones in a hour increases the level of bacteria in your ear 700 times
2: Seven percent of all americans never bathe
3: Bill Gates got a score of 1590 out of 1600 on his SAT at high school.
4: If you take all IQ-tests conducted by Mensa, they will show that women are smarter than men
5: Michael Keatons real name is Michael Douglas
6: A womans heart beats faster than a mans.
7: In the US, fewer people are born on may 22th than on other days.
8: Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones shared a room at college
9: Normal kids in 1st grade at school can recognize about 200 company logos.
10: Cats doesn't taste sweet things.
11: There's over 20 000 different brands of beer in the world
12: Only female mosquitos suck blood. Males are vegetarians.
13: Muhammed is the most widely-used name in the world.
14: Dynamite is made of, among other things, peanuts.
15: Money is made out of cotton, not paper.
16: Elvis was nearsighted.
17: You burn 26 calories by kissing for a minute.
18: The first movie where a toilet ever got flushed was in the movie Psycho.
19: You share your birthday with a minimum of 9 million other humans.
20: In Kentucky, it's illegal to bathe less than once a year.
21: The penis of a male spider is on the tip of one of its legs.
22: Mouse has sex in about 5 seconds.
23: There is 170 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 to play the 10 first moves in chess.
24: Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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by Vallikat » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:49 pm
How to be a Good Wife
Housekeeping Monthly
An article published in “Housekeeping Monthly” in 1955. It is a measure of how things have changed since then. While it may make the male readers laugh, it will probably enrage the women readers!
One: Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
Two: Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Three: Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Four: Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
Five: Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
Six: Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by.
Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Seven: Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Eight: Be happy to see him.
Nine: Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Ten: Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Eleven: Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
Twelve: Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
Thirteen: Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
Fourteen: Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Fifteen: Make him comfortable. Make him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Sixteen: Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Seventeen: Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
Eighteen: A good wife always knows her place.
Housekeeping Monthly
An article published in “Housekeeping Monthly” in 1955. It is a measure of how things have changed since then. While it may make the male readers laugh, it will probably enrage the women readers!
One: Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
Two: Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Three: Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Four: Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
Five: Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
Six: Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by.
Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Seven: Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Eight: Be happy to see him.
Nine: Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Ten: Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Eleven: Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
Twelve: Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
Thirteen: Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
Fourteen: Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Fifteen: Make him comfortable. Make him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Sixteen: Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Seventeen: Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
Eighteen: A good wife always knows her place.
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by Traanse » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:46 pm
>< *breathes deeply* I have soooo many responses to that, and I really don't know which one to choose. I think, for now, I'm going to go with:
*blinks* Just... just *blinks
*blinks* Just... just *blinks
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by Vallikat » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:09 pm
I think my favorites are:
Those are the ones where I actually laughed hysterically. I can't imagine that women actually thought like that. But according to my mom, they did.
ValliKat wrote:Ten: Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Fourteen: Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Seventeen: Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
Those are the ones where I actually laughed hysterically. I can't imagine that women actually thought like that. But according to my mom, they did.
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by Traanse » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:49 pm
yeah, I think that 17 is one of my favorites. God knows all of the men in my life are fair and truthful. *laughs* *grits teeth*
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by Myz_Lilith » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:43 pm
This one looks like fun...
So is the number three a hint? Of the "honey, we should have your sister round more often" variety?
ValliKat wrote:Three: Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.
So is the number three a hint? Of the "honey, we should have your sister round more often" variety?
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by nightbanks24 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:17 pm
lol, none of that is true. the man controls the house u have no right to question him?
personally...and so far, every woman in my wife has had complete control over me...lol. and I listen to.
maybe im just weak, but for me no argument is worth loosing the girl over
personally...and so far, every woman in my wife has had complete control over me...lol. and I listen to.
maybe im just weak, but for me no argument is worth loosing the girl over
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by Mivat » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:34 pm
Here's a little list of URL's that you as a company MIGHT not want...
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
If you can't take this one, I do suggest you get either a sense of humor, or a bit more perverse mind
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
If you can't take this one, I do suggest you get either a sense of humor, or a bit more perverse mind
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