Crazy Song and Song Titles

[Nexeus]

So i was listening to one of the recent Ultra. series released, and I heard a song that always gets me laughing, mainly because of the sound of the song and the name of it. I figured I should then ask, what is the craziest song title you've heard, along with the craziest song.

In this case, my vote right now goes to SIKK - My Washing Machine [Original Funk Mix], the vocals in it is hillarious "My Washing Machine does not work... someone funked my washing machine... MY WASHING MACHINE DOES NOT WORK!!! SOMEONE FUNKED MY WASHING MACHINE!! FUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!!!"

[Ceryn]

okay, I have to quote a number of songs here, all by the same group..

"The Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower"

&

"Watch Out Grandma, Here Comes The Lawnmower"

And yes, both of them are by a punk band, known as "Lawnmower Deth"

[Myz_Lilith]

Pshaw, there's a better one that that from good old LD. I give you:

"I got the clap and me knob fell off!"

Also, from the wonderful Scary Bitches:

"Lesbian vampires from outer space"

(I shall have to prod Lyk and remind him that he was meant to be tracking down their stuff, cos they have sevral fab and hilarious songs...)

[Ceryn]

of course if we go down that road a little further, we find..

"Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden"

and of course, Lords of Acid..

"boom I *bleeped* your boyfriend"
"I must increase my bust"
"sit on my face"

etc etc

[Ashval]

"Lesbian vampires from outer space"

That's hawt.

[Oddysee]

There's a danish band called "Red Warzawa"...
Bear in mind, these lyrics are translated, so they wont rhyme... But you should get the drift. The words written in kursive are the words that rhyme in danish. Just to give you an idea of context...

"South, of south africa, and that's fucking southish.
Lives a native tribe, and it's habbit's are disgusting.
They eat little pinguins, and every now and then an eagle.
But the worst part of all, is that they eat their kids.

Kid's, for breakfast, is meant to be healthy.
Kid's, for breakfast, but also slightly painfull.
Kid's, for breakfast, like the swine at it's trough.
A whole new kind of ecological live stock."

Now tell me this isn't fucked up...



Tm

[Firia]

Man, and I thought when I gave rough sex to someone over the internet, it was weird... No, Rough Sex - Lords of acid "(Has successfully been given to this friend)"

Msn.

[Aaox]

my brothers band wrote a song about my brother called "Sam's Addiction"

"im in love with my video games and im in love with her, shes says ive got to make a choice between megaman and her... when she told me to leave...she broke my mother fucking TVVVVVVVVVVVV"


http://www.myspace.com/thegrimmiegreens

take a listen
the guys mumbles a little, but its still pretty silly

[Ceryn]

okay, have to put this one down

Ivor Biggun - I'm A Wanker

[Decavolt]

Takin Retards to the Zoo by Dead Milkmen

Service Me or be Smacked by The Mentors

Retard in a Helmet by Lazy American Workers

Pink Tarantulas by The Blood Brothers

Don't Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk by The Cramps

...and the list goes on, but I'll stop there for now.

[Traanse]

Deca, you know that you're going to have to play

Service Me or be Smacked by The Mentors

on your next show, right? I have to hear this...

[Decavolt]

Deca, you know that you're going to have to play

Service Me or be Smacked by The Mentors

on your next show, right? I have to hear this...

The Mentors are just... fucked in the head.
Other stuff by them:

Donkey Dick
Mother Daughter Team
All Women Are Insane
Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock (wtf?)
My Erection Is Over
...and so on and so forth.

[Traanse]

*laughs*

This only confirms that they will be added to your next show.

[Tarryk]

Help Me, I've Been Syphoned Into Hell By Yiddies With A Spork by the Happy Smiley Sweaty Stinky Guys featuring a guy named Bill.

This has been in production under collaboration efforts for over 10 years (not kidding), and might never be completed (but we hope it will). But it'll be heard first on GSP, to be sure.

[Dynamiks]

One of the best known wierd song titles..

Track 6 on Pink Floyd's Ummagumma album is "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"