by Boinky » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:47 pm
*ever more question madness*
Q. why do people in other countries speak different lanugages
United States
A. They are all plotting against us so they have to hide what they are saying. Eventually their plans will be finished. On that day they will strike at us in a coordinated assault and take all our doughnuts.
Protect the doughnuts from foreigners!
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Q. im a russian girl. what stereotypes do u think of when i say that ha. ( i live in america though)
United States
A. OK stereotypes of you being a russian girl living in america. Your name is most probably Helga or Yolanda. If you've kept your original last name it has a minimum of at least 1 Y, 1 K and maybe 2 SKs in it. You are here because you were a mail order bride, but that's just your cover story. You are actually an operative for the KGB, a sleeper. You are getting closer to your husband who works at the CIA till you are activated and kill him.
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Q. Why do people ask questions in there answer?
United Kingdom
A. I don't know, do you want me to find out for you?
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New Zealand
A. Because you have it in my soup. Now I'm going to have to move on to the next course without eating it.
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Q. What on earth happened?
United States
A. I know! There I was minding my own business simply walking by the open door of a bank when I heard alarms, some guys ran out, shoved a gun into one hand and a bag of money into the other and before I know it we are speeding to the Mexican border.
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Q. If you had 5 doughnuts to share between you and a polar bear and you both had eaten 2 already would you fight him for the last doughnut?
United States
A. Depends on the type of donuts. If these were fresh Krispy Kreme donuts the bear would be dead. If they were Dunkin Donuts, I'd let the bear have it so he would die from the bad cholesterol and make a bear fur coat out of him.
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Q. If I gave you a frog would you kiss it and hope for the best?
United States
A. No, if you gave me a frog I would raise an eyebrow and back away slowly, unless of course you were working in a pet shop and I had asked for the frog to be given to me, in which case I would take it home and put it in a tank and play with it every day etc etc etc. Anyway, toads taste so much better.
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Q. If you had to be stranded at sea for 6 months alone in a boat as a punishment for a terrible crime committed in a fit of jealous rage would you pass the time perfecting your skill at playing jacks?
United States
A. You're assuming I had a set of Jacks on me. They are not the kinds of things I normally carry around.
However, the other name for the game of Jacks is "Knucklebones", and animal bones were orininally used as the 'jacks'. I suppose that once I'd chewed off the fingers of my left hand in frustration (or hunger, you haven't stipulated whether food is supplied), I could use my own knucklebones to perfect my game.
On my return to society I could then become famous as the world's greatest one-handed Knucklebones (or Jacks) champion. Yo!!
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Q. Why do some women always say "Ahem! My face is up here" ?
United States
A. Because they get tired of men talking to their tits.
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