The Sexy Smell of.... Play-Doh?

[Jactin]

This has got to be the strangest perfume vendor I've ever seen. Fragrances from their Limited Edition Play-Doh to Black Pepper and even Chocolate Chip Cookies. Woo the women with the sweaty smell of saddles!

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/default.aspx

And yes, this is a real site. These guys really sell this stuff.


I've always wanted to smell like an earthworm.

[Phanna]

"Between the Sheets"? That site is... wacky.

[Decavolt]

Bonfire.
Fragrance definition: Burning Dried Maple Leaves

"Hello. I enjoy stinking like patchouli, but what I'd really like to smell even worse. I'd like everyone that comes within 300 feet of me to know I'm a dirty hippie that lives in the woods and eats sticks."

What's really scary is that the stuff wouldn't exist if people weren't actually buying it.

[Jactin]

I know I love going to work each day smelling like a rubber tire!!

[FoxyJama]

Sorry, there's a much cheaper way to smell like vodka, thankyouverymuch!

[Aaox]

seriously

do you know how much ladies i would get if i smelled like waffles?

[Decavolt]

seriously

do you know how much ladies i would get if i smelled like waffles?

I don't know about the quantity, but I sure can guess their weight...

[Aaox]

after posting that my thought were "man im gonna get a fat chick joke"

[Phanna]

They probably think you're so cute that they'll eat you.

[Myz_Lilith]

*sings* Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!














(Um, people outside the UK have heard of Jerry Springer the Opera, right? If not, just send chocolate covered lesbians in the normal manner...)

[Aaox]

Decavolt's Favorite Scent?

Blood