I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:
"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"
Could someone please shoot me.
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by Innari » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:15 pm
...going to make it through this day alive.
I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:
"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"
Could someone please shoot me.
I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:
"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"
Could someone please shoot me.
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by Takashisan » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:24 pm
Danyoo wrote:...going to make it through this day alive.
I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:
"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"
Could someone please shoot me.
No, but I'll shoot the caller for asking such an idiotic question.
*huggles Dani tightly*
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by Darth Bootay » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:37 am
The proper response is "Four from the end in recitation, between e and q on the keyboard, please report to the airlock for further instruction".
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
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by Nova » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:40 am
Answer to the caller: Sir I am sorry to inform you, you have a Id10t error. What I would like you to do is to pack the system in the box as it came and send it back. You are too stupid to own or use it.
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by Mrsnanomaker » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:44 am
love it Nova the ID ten T error is great so it ITMAC error 
(Inbetween the Monitor and the chair)
*Hugs Dani* It will be ok hun all of us have idiot Customers in our Lives.
(Inbetween the Monitor and the chair)
*Hugs Dani* It will be ok hun all of us have idiot Customers in our Lives.
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by Innari » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:30 am
Thanks guys. I did actually make it through the day...but holy freakin' A....
Today must have been "If your an idiot, please dial extension 40758 and Danielle will be more than happy to assist you.." day.
Today must have been "If your an idiot, please dial extension 40758 and Danielle will be more than happy to assist you.." day.
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by Nicodar » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:47 am
Danyoo wrote:Thanks guys. I did actually make it through the day...but holy freakin' A....
Today must have been "If your an idiot, please dial extension 40758 and Danielle will be more than happy to assist you.." day.
Could be worse. Like your "boss" could be a complete idiotic moron that no one likes or respects and only has the job because no one else wants it and who used to get locked in a storage closet by people when he wasn't a foreman.
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