Veldron - Die!

[Nicodar]

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

Well that'll never happen. What with my fear of falling and all.

[Oddysee]

As Oddy:
While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

Why is it, I find it fitting that my alter ego get's killed by clowns!?...

As Tim:
A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

Oh this one is bad... I have a rather... Strained relationship with doctors and needles as it is...


Tm

[Nexeus]

To Magan:

What did I tell you! Now I have to take away the duct tape from you!

[Innari]

Danielle, age 23

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

Danyoo, age 23

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

Dani, age 23

A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep.


Moral: Don't go into hardware stores, and ... keep a carbon monoxide tester working in my home. Got it. Dismemberment sounds kinda cool...

[Tacz]

"Oh, and honey, don't stay in the house too long. I unplugged the carbon monoxide detector because it was keeping me up all night."

-Garden State

[Zooz]

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

How boring...

(which isn't Reet, though I'm told that is in fact a real female Dutch name.)

Lol, not really, Reet = ass in Dutch... *hides*

[Negs]

An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

Sad thing about that is ... I could totally see that happening

[Twisty]

The real me
An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

Promius
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

[Boinky]

Beaten with a leg?

And what exactly is a garden hoe? Something a garden John seeks out?

And hmmm do I want to go there? No not the garden

[glype]

Gentrash -Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.


Real name-A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.


I think the first one fits better.

[Underling]

Real name:
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

Grecoda:
You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

Yukamin:A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

Knowing my luck I'd end up on a cruise with a carnival and end up being stabbed by the carnival worker, stagger overboard in shock and after losing my hands be beaten by the mime.

[Tarryk]

O.O

Decavolt:
I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other deities.

[Tarryk]

Grim Reaper:
I'm The Death Psychic, not The Grim Reaper. I tell you how you're going to die, and he does all the dirty work.

Death Psychic:
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

[Innari]

O.O

Decavolt:
I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other deities.

*blinks* .... Deca?!

[Tarryk]

Well okay so I sorta used one of his more well-known nicknames.

[Innari]

Well okay so I sorta used one of his more well-known nicknames.

Cheater.

[Aakasha]

got this one using a friend of mines name:
While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

[Jairyn]

Jairyn, Age 20: An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

Chaz, Age 20: While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Joeynumbahz, Age 20: You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

Moose, Age 20: In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.