I dunno man... I wouldn't call Christmas Pudding fresh, making it take like a year...
Grab some fruit, mix it up with a serious dose of alchohol, and stick it in a jar for a year... Yes, a year.
Then when you're ready to eat it, pour whisky all over it, set it on fire, and serve... Mind you, it also doubles for a concrete block in case of freak lava flows. This thing is about half the size of a football, and weighs roughly the same as a small Morris Mini. Taking two spoon fulls (with custard of course) will most definately upset your stomach as it's like dropping small lumps of solid steel into it. Still, the fruit is good for your digestive system (use your imagination) so you don't feel so stuffed after a big Christmas dinner...
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Wait, I just noticed your location... Your a Tyke? Lol, then why am I explaining this, you should know only too well ^^
Man, I wish we could get a VT server for GSP or som'n... It'd be funny to hear everyone's accents!
Mancunians for the win! ^^
Tm