Heh, dude, you know you spend too much time online when you become your own Pizza plant... I mean, ordering it is ok, but organically growing out of your mouth to save time?! Dude!
As for the whole ninja stuff? What ever happened to your AK? I mean, sure, Chuck woudn't approve of the lack of roundhouse kicking, but still. You know, maybe he'd forgive you on behalf of using lots of bullets and making a lot of noise...?
That aside... I'm bored and hungry... Gimme more funny links! ^^
Tm