I know I should feel bad for you, dude. But I can't help it. I'm too busy laughing. ::)
Of course the sucky part (well in addition to the potentially ruined clothes) is that the sales rep probably thought it was poetic justice. Not that she was right. Just probably how she felt.
Oh and Heloise says hairspray is old school but rubbing alcohol works better on ink stains.
*huggles*