I'm sorry we have no positions that meet your skills at this time, but here, take this nifty pen and chip clip (yeah...chip clips...why? I dunno!!) with our logo on it so you can be reminded of this rejection every time you write a note or eat chips. *bright smile* It was great meeting you and good luck!!
Arrrggh!! By the time I left I was ready to kick someone's teeth in. Do you know what the problem is, really? The problem is that my 15 years of practical experience is meaningless without a college degree. Kids fresh out of college are getting interviews and I'm getting sent home with a hand shake and "our brochure". Most of them wouldn't even take my resume. "You can apply online if you see something that meets your needs".
Idiots!
Grr

Ok, that's enough self pity one day.