A few notes of warning....

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A few notes of warning....

Postby Mivat » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:55 pm

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra/boxershorts/g-strings!

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause if inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive you are invisible.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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Postby Innari » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:15 pm

That's good Miv :)
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Postby Merkaba » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:32 pm

hahaha that made me "el oh el" in real life...
So much blood for such a tiny little hole...
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Re: A few notes of warning....

Postby Vallikat » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:35 pm

Mivat wrote:Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


O.o

*quits drinking*

:)
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Postby Tarryk » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:19 pm

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Postby Tarryk » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:23 pm

FURTHER WARNINGS
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Postby Chippel » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:12 am

ROFL ^_^

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


Uhm.. remind me in 9 years to never ever touch alcohol...
ph34r meh, 4 eye am t33n.
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