Little Johnny Strikes again

[Maephina]

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital

Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."

Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses!

[Coltess]

ROFL

[Tacz]

OMG! HAHAHAHA!

[Mummu]

hehe

[Maephina]

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

[Nexeus]

Ohhh that little johnny, he's such a rascal.