And the Dumbass Stoner Award goes too....

[Maephina]

So you're 17, bored, high as a kite, possibliy listening to Dennis Leary when he proclaims that pot use leads to carpentry and "I'll make a bong outta my head!!!"

The lightbulb goes on and you think "HEY! YEAH! hmmm...where to get a head...."

Teen Accused of Stealing Head From Tomb

[Nexeus]

you know he could have bought a skull from some novelty store and turned THAT into a bong...

you know even fricken better, get a fricken storm troopers helmate and turn THAT into a bong.

[Tarryk]

you know even fricken better, get a fricken storm troopers helmate and turn THAT into a bong.

That ain't the force flowin' thru ya, Luke.

[Demongirl]

hehehe I love denis leary...
Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"

and timothy too...
If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out

[Maephina]

lol WTB kick-startable bong please..paying well.