Spouse Stupidity

[FoxyJama]

(Reposted from my livejournal)

I believe that stupid people should be somehow permanently marked. Branded on the face would be nice. That way you could know and recognise the fact before you wasted any precious time and oxygen on them. How wonderful would it be to walk up and be able to look at someone and say "Oh, I see that you're stupid. Good Day" and keep walking rather than waste time trying to help or communicate with them.

My friend Nik says that it's very Roman of me to think this way, but the Romans marked thieves. I think thieves can be reformed, but stupidity is forever.

Sometimes, on days like today, I at least want to mark my husband in Magic Marker.

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

[Nexeus]

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

Chris Rock: Single and Lonely, Married and Bored

More Chris Rock:
"There is no such thing as an exciting relationship. Once you get married that's it, your bored. You never know what's going to happen in an exciting relationship, you can walk into the room and say 'HEY, you gave me crabs!', now that's exciting, you don't know what is going to happen tomarrow"

Even more Chris Rock:
"Ever been in the room with 6 other nutured Adults. IT'S DISGUSTING!"

Yeah Foxy... sometimes you just have to deal with marriage. If that doesn't help, grab a bat.