Evil Genius

[Mumon]

So many of you know that it is my desire to take over the world of Rubi Ka with my army of monsters. I have recently found a training program called Evil Genius (Not going to provide the link to it, but you can find it using google). I'm working on taking over the simulated world in that program and am then going to adjust the knowledge that I have gained from that to the world of Rubi-Ka.

The first thing I have learned is that one needs to get 100 minions, and not to bother trying to go above that because one doesn't wish to strain their brain to much. So if any of you would like to be one of my minions let me know and we'll work something out. Also I need a good henchman or two.

Second thing I've learned is that I need to have a secret base under a mountain (under a vulcano if possible), so if those of you that wish to be my minion, your first task is to find me a good location to astablish a base of operations on Rubi-Ka.

And lastly, so far I've learned that I need to host a big meeting of other criminal masterminds, so if you are a criminal mastermind I summon you to attend a gathering. I'll be sending minions to show you the way to my base just as soon as we have things up and running at my new base.

[Zephem]

Taking over the world, with training wheels.

[Tacz]

I think that I'd be a good henchman.

[Nexeus]

You know I'll be one of those super hero types then... call me Captian Pimp.

[Mumon]

Well Captain Pimp, I'll have you know that while you being a Super Agent prevents my minions from killing you dirrectly that does not stop them from capturing you, putting you in a cell, and letting me come and laugh at you, then order you to be tortured. I know you'll end up excaping but that just means I get to repeat the ordeal with you again later. Now ask yourself wouldn't you rather just be a normal Agent that can die? Or do you realy want to be tortured so many times until I get bored with you? Bwhahahahah

[Mumon]

And as for having Tacz as a henchman, I could handle that but only so far is in that I know that one day he will try to have me killed and try to take over my empire. Perhaps I'll let him when I'm ready to pass on my legacy.

[Nexeus]

Well Captain Pimp, I'll have you know that while you being a Super Agent prevents my minions from killing you dirrectly that does not stop them from capturing you, putting you in a cell, and letting me come and laugh at you, then order you to be tortured. I know you'll end up excaping but that just means I get to repeat the ordeal with you again later. Now ask yourself wouldn't you rather just be a normal Agent that can die? Or do you realy want to be tortured so many times until I get bored with you? Bwhahahahah

No you forget, after I escape, I'll take the cute female hostage, and blow up your lair forcing you to relocate to the nearest secret mountain, underground hideaway, or remote desert island in order to attempt to capture me by sending your lesser minions at me - which I always seem to have a way whupping until you bring your greater minions at me whom I have about a 50/50 chance of beating and thus being imprisoned in the new cell/jail that will allow me to escape again only after you have come and begun to mock me/torture me revealing the new plan to me which I will only then foul up by escaping taking the cute female hostage once again... and yeah....

After like the 1 trillionth time I figure we'll start playing bingo and you'll just tell me your plan then...

[Mumon]

Oh god... I hope we don't end up like those two toys in that one comercal where they are going to finish it for the last time, but can't even remember what they are trying to finish, and are more inclined to complain about getting older and how joints hurt.

[Draynam]

"Your move, Mr. Bond."
"I'll take a hit, Dealer. Joker? You were supposed to take those out of the deck!"
"Oh, sorry. Here's another one."
"What is this card? Rules for Draw and Stud Poker?"
"What a pity, Mr. Bond."
*Henchmen begin dragging him away*
"What?! But it was Homer's fault! I don't lose! I never lose! At least tell me your plan for world domination!"
"No, I'm not falling for that again."

[Tacz]

... I know that one day he will try to have me killed and try to take over my empire

You missed it. That was yesterday.