A thread of sillyness!

[Mivat]

Since I'm posting a lot of random sillyness here, I'll start keeping it to one thread instead of tons of them. First off is this:

http://pub.tv2.no/TV2/humor/article2927 ... de=0#slide

Have fun now. Don't drink while laughing

[Mivat]

Have an egg!

http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm

Warning! long loading-times.

[Oddysee]

Hehe... Rather funny...

http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/ben





Tm

[Mummu]

Since I'm posting a lot of random sillyness here, I'll start keeping it to one thread instead of tons of them. First off is this:

http://pub.tv2.no/TV2/humor/article2927 ... de=0#slide

Have fun now. Don't drink while laughing

hehe, some old and some new one nice.
i like the 403 one

[Mivat]

*laughs evilly*

If you think the Egg-song was wicked......

Here's a little.....LAMA!

[Switchfront]

F***ING RIGHT! JOUST !!! REPRESENT

[Mivat]

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. The chicken is either against us or
for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I
am now against it!

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road
had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The
chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the
other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but
I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross
the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How
much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens
crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And
when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money,
money the government took from you to build a road for
chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain
level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


JERRY FAWELL
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious?
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your
face? The chicken was going to the 'other side'.
That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that
chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side."

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious
case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook, - and
internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

SAEED AL SAHAF, Iraqi Head of Information
- The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

TONY BLAIR
- I agree with George W.

HOMER SIMPSON
- Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

[Tacz]

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before...

I dont remember saying that.

[Dragonfruit]

whoa, you're a captain, kirk?

[Vallikat]

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

This sounds more like Monty Python than The Bible.

[Tacz]

whoa, you're a captain, kirk?

My first name is james, being that my parents are cruel people with a sick sense of humor, and Im the captain of my airsoft team, so I truly am Captain Kirk...

[Switchfront]

Mivat i'm not gonna criticize i'm just gonna say THAT WAS F*CKING HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BRILLIANT!*

[Mivat]

Hehe

[Mivat]

Edit: Had to take this one down due to limited space on the server.

[Switchfront]

OMGZ THAT PWND

[Stichboy]

WOW! he was one horny guy.

[Tacz]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

[Rowenael]

If its jokes you're telling:

A man encounters a friend of his in town who he hasn't seen in a while. His friend is looking really miserable, so the man asks "what's wrong Jeff?"
His friend (jeff) says "well you know i've been seeing this married girl, well the other day her husband came home early and as quick as i could i climbed out the window and hung on by my fingers. So i'm hanging there stark naked while her brute of a husband walks into the room."
"that's bad luck" says the man.
"bad luck, thats not all" says Jeff. "Her husband was absolutely drunk and came to the window and opened it to take a wizz. So i'm there nude and drenched in wizz hanging on by my fingertips."
"thats bad luck" says the man
"bad luck, thats not all. "Next thing i know her husband throws open the window again and throws up out of it. So there i am naked drenced in wizz and puke hanging by my fingertips, which he then slammed the window down on top of."
"thats bad luck" says the man
"bad luck, thats not all" says Jeff "I looked down and i was only two feet from the ground."

[Mivat]

Too long since I tossed out some fun in this thread, but here goes:

Fun church-signs

And yes, it's religious humor, so if you're offended by that: Don't open the link. Simple as that.

[Nexeus]

ahahahahahaha, thos funny christans...

"Forgive your enimies, it messes with their head"
and
"Jesus Loves you, Bush Doesn't"

are two great ones ahahahahahaha.