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by **Darth Bootay** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:50 am

Wow, you can really tell it's getting into that holiday time again.

People are getting meaner and more vicious at the mall, in the supermarket, on the road, in the workplace... and online. Feel that Holiday Spirit folks! Smells kinda like... resentment and angst. With a dash of mild psychopathy to add that perfect Holiday flavour.

Tempers are getting shorter with every business day we move closer to Hannu-Yule-Mithra-Mas (or in common all-purpose American parlance: XMas). I ask myself why this is and the answer I get is always the same: ...uh... dunno... maybe people are just tools?

It's like a freaking trainwreck.

So, this year, I've got this really neat idea. THIS year, I'm just going to sit back, shut up and watch. If any of you all wish to join me in this general boycotting of being a complete and utter shit for the entirety of the final month of the year, feel free. Take a load off. Relax. Just sit on down with me, stfu and pass the Circus Peanuts, please.

After all, no matter what your faith or lack thereof, the midwinter celebration was MEANT to be a collective sigh of relief that we made it through the longest nights of the year alive and relatively intact.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Tarryk · by **Tarryk** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:18 am

On that note...I'm goin' live.

by **epiphonic** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:56 am

actually the stupidity and viciousness isnt avoidable this year, i wanted to chill witcha and eat some honey roasted peanuts, but this shit lands on me

4 months ago, i moved twice, into a roomate situation that would make me snap, then into a house which is fucking awesome, and now the landlord wants to rent the whole basement to a couple, so my room would be the office and their bedroom would be the other bedroom in the basement, so i have till the end of december to move out. And I'm working christmas eve for the money and also newyears eve and day.

My previous roomie as of 3 days ago is the brother of the landlord. Tom was the roomie, he and i do music together, he was the one who broke the news to me.

Fucking awesome... great christmas present, and i have to pay that smug fuck rent while he screws me over. I cant believe he'd be this inconsiderate.
omfg. that means i have to pay him rent then possibly deposite next month for another landlord AND the first month rent

see, you cant allways avoid the bullshit, i hope this fucking goat train doesnt plow through your backyard too... damnit this is nutz.
Well i hope that couch will still by warm and comfy, we can watch people from it as they realize what dicks they were during the holidays.... or they wont.

i need to have a doom show

by **Zephem** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:17 am

ARGH, I order a freaking Vanilla Shake at McDonalds, and you know what I get? A Strawberry shake. While normally I would be pleasantly be surprised by a different flavor, I am suddenly filled with an enormous amount of rage and hate towards the young pimply faced weasel boy with the sideways baseball cap who gave me my vanilla/strawberry shake. I am so mad I think I am going to write a really nasty letter, and throw it away because I don't know McDonald's mailing address.

Oh, and I'll probably forget about this tomorrow.

by **Darth Bootay** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:32 am

/me pops a big orange marshmellow Circus Peanut in Epiphonic's mouth and does the same for Zephem.

/grin.

I lub joo. Now have some Circus Peanuts, grab a seat and...

feel the freaking love.

by **Zephem** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:39 am

The only person I ever knew who liked those circuit peanut things was my grandma and she died before my memory starts. You're taking me through a wide range of emotions here Boo

by **Darth Bootay** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:10 am

Circus Peanuts are the Anti-Spleen food. Nothing natural in them at all. Sweeter than saccharine on the lips of a sugar-plum fairy on xtc. As heavy as fruitcake, but still fluffy when you bite into one.

by **Tzaphiel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:24 am

Have a speeding ticket to pay off... I wont be able to buy Yule presents at this rate... have 19 hrs this week, and i run on ME which screws with my ability to stream LOL as illustrated this morning... grrrrrrrr *laugh* anyway...

*doesnt wait to have the Circus Peanut stuffed in her mouth, just takes one from Boo and plops down next to her on the couch and looks at Boo pleadingly*

shoot me please? or have some hired gun do it? an agent with a high AS would be perfect... then I wont even see it coming *laugh*

by **Darth Bootay** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:36 am

Have another Circus Peanut. You'll feel better. If that doesn't work, I'm sure I can find something that will.

by **Boinky** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:36 am

Comforts Tzaphiel. You need ME, well I'm and Engi with more ME than you will ever need! :wink:

I find this season tasks us less the less we actually let us let it task us. Try and balance the Imagined PreReqs & the Guilt.

by **Tacz** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:18 pm

My girlfriend left me for another guy...

You all win.

by **epiphonic** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:01 pm

thanks for the peanut,
my brain needed it more than anything

by **Nexeus** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:40 pm

Hey pass me some peanuts St. Boo... is there any cotton candy around?

by **Demongirl** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:50 pm

on the other hand, tacz, at least that's money you can spend toward a new and worthy girlfriend for the holidays. my monetary situation's still screwed since i totalled my truck a month and a half ago so it'll be such a lovely season to spend the rest of my money on alcohol... and circus peanuts! *takes a seat*

by **Darth Bootay** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:23 am

/me pulls out a large crate and starts tossing out bags of Circus Peanuts and blue cotton candy for everyone.

Time for sugar-induced good cheer and snarky sidelines trainwatching. Park the locomotive in the driveway, plx.

FukalottaXMas.

by **Highlander** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:43 am

I have no idea what circus peanuts are... though i might have seen em somewhere before.. *scratches head*
I have been having a incredibly mediocre holiday season, nothing is happening, hoping to look for a gift for my friend in virginia

, and hoping that she'll get one for me too

Ill take some cotton candy then, plz

by **Decavolt** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:10 am

Deca = Mr. Grinch

by **Rowenael** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:54 pm

Bah humbug to christmas, the buses into town all get crowded and all the morons come out to do their christmas shopping. Then in the week before christmas all the really dedicated morons come out to buy whatever is left. I got stopped in the pawn shop last week by the white equivelent of Morpheus from Matrix who wanted to talk about USB ports. The scariest man ever, his german accent and lack of expression made him all the more foreboding. I am deathly afraid of christmas shoppers.

Merry christmas to all and good luck with your christmas shopping.

by **Magan** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:32 pm

*cuddles up next to Boo and takes a big bite of her blue cotton candy* Now this is perfect! I want to spend all of Xmas right here..

by **Maar** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:13 pm

I'll pull up a seat to this little party. my december cluster<bleep!> is a yearly tradition.

I won't go into details; but sitting back and watching the sheeple of the world snarl and spit at each other, while we watch and and much on junk, sounds like fun.

BTW, I've got the beer, who's got the mugs?

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