WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl from the back of
the room yelled......... "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"