So I have outlook configured to get messages every 5 minutes from my e-mail address that I have been using for years. It's my yahoo address and it gets a ton of spam.
Right now I'm typing a manual on how to create thematic maps through several database files and while I'm in word Outlook will update me with the messages that have passed through. One caought me by surprize, thus being spam and it said that reads "Honestly Christy is the hottest 18 yr old on the planet!". What makes this funny is that I know someone named Christy quite well, she's a good friend. Immediately I thought "Yeah she's pretty hot!" then I thought "Wait... she's not 18 is she? She's older right", thus prompting me to send an e-mail to my friend Christy with a subject "Hey... I forgot" and the text only saying "How old are you again?"