Things to do when horribly bored at work!

[Nexeus]

Okay, so I'm at work... last day before vacation and I took in all of these tips... but i found a few more that maybe will help you.

1) Ask you boss for reperations
2) If your boss does not give you reperations call him a facist rasicst pig and proceede to have a sit out
3) Walk into the office with some toliet paper attacked to your leg
4) Quack.
5) Sit crosslegged on your desk and say that you are meditating to the holy leet
6) If you work with a computer, opposed to having it on your desk, sit with it inbetween your legs. If anyone asks tell them that you and your work computer are having an aldutorious affair with you home pc.
7) Write a memo to everyone for eating the the salad in the fridge
Write a memo to everyone telling them that this is a memo being written out to everyone
9) Photocopy your pinkie finger
10) Ask the cuitest person (your sexual preference) if they would photocopy their ass/lips or legs for you.
11) Come into work with a robe and say that you are Jebus. (Opposed to Jesus)

[Mivat]

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It's 3D Pong! (my personal best is a whopping 267 points )

Also mark the URL

[Kioko]

can always do something this to

http://leech.dk/workday.swf

lol... sharle that link had me crackin' up. I think I was so diliriously tired and cranky that it made it five times more funny.

I'm too much of a zombie right now to come up with anything creative...

/me chugs coffee

[Nexeus]

Okay, so I found a new thing to do... read an entire web comic from beginning to end.

[Cowtipper]

Which ones?

http://www.somethingpositive.net

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[Mivat]

Okay, so I found a new thing to do... read an entire web comic from beginning to end.

Been there, done that ^^ Read both Applegeeks and Megatokyo during a day where nothing happened at all

[Decavolt]

- Murder your co-workers with a roofing hammer.

- Eat lunch. Hamburgers. Made with your hammer.

[Mivat]

- Run around the office screaming AAAAH!! GetItOffGetItOffGetItOFF and tearing at your pants. When the the co-workes go "get what out?? Get what out!?!?", pull out your keys and sigh relaxingly.

[Katy]

Okay, nothing totally exciting, but I had to contribute a few that either I've pulled, or I've had pulled on me. Keep in mind, I work in customer service, but I think most of these would work okay for office junkies as well.

- Using nothing but Magic Markers, recreate your coworkers computer screen on a blank piece of paper. While they are out on break, tape it up on their monitor. Pretend like you see nothing wrong when they come back and look at you strangely.

- Kidnap your coworkers favorite pen, leave a ransom note for 1 million dollars.

- When the threat isn't taken seriously, create a gallows and noose from a few paper clips and a piece of string, hang the beloved pen from it and place it next to the coworkers computer. Bonus points for an extra note, berating said coworker for not taking you seriously.

- Write out random Invader Zim (or other) quotes, tape them up for all to see, prefferably where they have to be pushed aside for something to be used.
a few of the more favored ones at my workplace currently:
"You like ice cream, you LOVE it."
"Doom doom doom. Go home now."
"My organs!"
"Horrible... Nightmare... Visions..." "It's called life Dib, take your seat."
"Children, your performance in the school play was awful. Your parents will all recieve notes instructing them to love you less."

- Learn good timing, become adept at tripping anyone who walks by you with minimal effort.

- Walk up to a coworker, poke them in the shoulder. Say "Poke" while you do so. Turn around, walk away. (This one is far more entertaining if you you do it several times throughout the day. Bonus points for making a coworker so annoyed that they actually yell at you.)

Okay, that's it for now. I know I've done a ton more, but these are some of the more recent ones.

--Kayten

[ellesie]

*reads through the post when she's bored off her ass at work*

I think i'm going to have to give a few of these a try..

Poke


Terry Tate huh... *grins*

[Nexeus]

Here's a new one, I'm currently in the middle of.

Listen to the Entire Anarchy Online Ingame sounds