The highlights:
Three drunk djs (I don't want to name any names) slurring and belching into microphones (literally) while they talked (seemed like endlessly) about little adventures they've had together recently at strip clubs and cowboy bars.
The male guest dj complaining that the woman dj was drinking too slowly and encouraging her to guzzle her beer, resulting in her apparently collapsing into a stupor.
A male dj describing his attempts to wipe his boogers on the woman dj (heard periodically screaming in the background), then going on to describe his hairy butt-hole, and his butt-hairs on the toilet seat. (Really)
Then more laughter about the woman dj passing out, and discussions regarding something about threesomes with "Norwegian chicks"...
Great images, huh?
I mean come ON. Maybe this kind of stuff is funny for about five minutes, if you are 14, (although brainless adolescent misogyny is never funny) but when it goes on and on and on it's just pathetic and embarrassing. Seeing the boys typing "[She] rocks!!!" because she was a drunk woman slurring and burping and talking about people "doing her" was just so...sad.
I don't have anything against social drinking and having fun, and I think I have pretty good sense of humor, but last night just wasn't funny. It sounded like GSP had been crashed by three adolescents who had just discovered alcohol, congratulating themselves for having just the sheer wild-assed audacity to be drunk on the air (w00t)...it was just cringe-inducing. Listening to people talk about how drunk they are is just boring and dumb. It was a total drag for my guildmate and me because listening to GSP has really become key to holding what's left of our org together.
I mean I assume GSP is intended for the entire Rubi-Ka audience, not just some little frat-house mutual admiration society bragging about how much beer they're drinking and flirting with each other's 'toons, which is what it sounded like last night. I realize that GSP is a volunteer service and everything, but one of the great things about it is that it usually maintains a pretty high professional standard--it makes the whole AO experience seem so much more real and interesting, and I never imagined that I would be tuning it out because I couldn't stand to hear any more sad drunk-girl belching and doodoo jokes.
I'm just writing this because I love GSP; it's what has kept me playing AO, and I want someone up there to maybe see about making sure that it doesn't deteriorate into a collection of adolescents vomiting into microphones.
I totallly admire Veldron for switching to coffee drinks on the air, and he's a lot more fun to listen to now--more lucid, witty, and articulate...just a lot more entertaining. I think the other dj's would do well to follow his example. On-air drunkeness just sounds so lame and sloppy.
I realize last night was just one night, (I don't think I'm over-reacting--I just type a lot) but I think about someone tuning in for the first time last night...what a first impression it must have been. My assumption is that the people who put GSP together and keep it going want it to be somewhat professional. I don't think it would hurt to maintain some professional standards.
Ah well, if people want to burp and fart into microphones, that's perfectly ok with me and my org; freedom of speech rock on, "intended for mature audiences" and all that (really pushing the definition of the word "mature" here though). This is not moral outrage or a call to censor the dj's at all, but I think most people out of puberty realize that there's a difference between hearing the word "fuck" crop up in a song lyric and listening to a young woman basically pass out on the air while her male friends egg her on. That's just pure sad and uncomfortable. Many more shows like last night and we'll just be listening to something (anything) else--just because we want to have a better time than that.
