Big Buffs (I Like Big Bots) *YES 'm Outta My Head*

[Darth Bootay]

Big Buffs (I Like Big Bots)
(to the tune of Baby Got Back)

Oh my god
Regi, look at that bot!
It is so big
She looks like one of those MP's cyborz...
Who understands those MPs
They only team with her because she looks like a total prostitute
Okay I mean her bot
It's just so big
I can't believe, it's just so leet
It's like uber
I mean, it's OE...
Look, she's just so twink

I like big buffs and I can not lie
All you engies can't deny
That when you get CI or a pair of them mochs
And the MPs pwnz the place
You get hawt
Wanna hit the shop
Cause your NCU's all stuffed
Filled with that nano lovin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop begging
Oh, baby I wanna get CI
And cast that slayer
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that bot you got
Me so horney
Ooh, all of that tank pet
You say you wanna get in my yalm
Well buff me buff me cuz you aint the only MP
I've seen them killin'
The hell with all that chillin'
Crit it, hit it, got it goin an you can't OD it!
I'm tired of lamer threads
Saying self buffs are the thing
Take the average engie and he'll say
You gotta get that MP crack
Engies (yeah) Engies (yeah)
Has your team mate got the buffs? (hell yeah)
Well make it, make it, make it, make it, make that big ole bot!
Baby got buffs
I like'em big and mean
And when I'm startin a team
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like a crazy twink
Now here's my scandal
I wanna go to Home
And --UH, double up --UH--!
I aint talkin bout composites
Cause general nanos are for boys
I wannem real big and scary
So find that mochie double
This engie is in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that buffin'
So I'm lookin' at Team Seeks
Watchin' these gimpoes talkin like leets
You can have them gimps
I'll keep my women like AuntBeast
A word to the meta sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't plz or thx ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --UH! (buff)
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of gimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to get it and beat it
But I'd rather stay and say
That I'm no fool and you're cool
And I'm down to get the teamin' on
So MPs (yeah), MPs (yeah)
If you wanna hit me with Mochies (yeah)
Then cast that buff
Turn it out
Even Crat boys got to shout
Baby got buff!
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Damage ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36 (WTF?) 36
Only if she's level three
So your girlfriend has a Stygian
Tankin mobs like a leet Norwegian
But Chiana ain't got mochs in the list of her nanos
My big slayer won't get done unless you've got mochs hon
You can do FG or evacs, but I'm not interested in that
Some brothers wanna group that MA lass
And tell you that the Meta's ass
So they blow them off and leave em
And I move in quick to retrieve em.
So Damage Dumper says you're weak
Well then let the numbers speak
Cuz your buffs they make our pets much meaner
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the nanomage girls cross from the FT
You ain't it Miss Thing
Give me a Meta, I can't resist her
Nano refresh didn't miss her
Some twinked Soldier tried to diss
Cuz my girls weren't on his list
He had game but he chose to ditch 'em
And I pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the buffs abound
And you wanna PvP throw down
Dial 1-900-kilrbot and seeya at reclaim
Baby got buffs

[Boinky]

OMFG! ROFLMAO!

[Lauri]

LOL

*falls over!*

[Firia]

*LMAO* now ~THAT~ is how you visit a forum!! You hit the badass humor head on. Hee!

[Mummu]

/me cant await the mp3 to it

[Ashval]

HEE!

[Oddysee]

*LMAO* now ~THAT~ is how you visit a forum!! You hit the badass humor head on. Hee!

FIRIA!!!

What the... who the... how the...

Ohmyfuckinggodwhatthefuckhowthehellwheredidyoucomefromwhatishappeningargh*dies*

Btw, coo' boo, very coo'!







Tm

[Dragonfruit]

dayum, baby got buffs... I wonder if theres like a bot magazine counterpart to playboy on rubi ka..... for engi's or other bots (after all in the aa description of the trash king they said some engis get wet dreams about em.

WONDERFUL WORK!!! ( /me would never be able to come up with anything close to that)

[Xtrophic]

Rock on bootay!
*cracks up and falls off the chair, still laughing*

[Nexeus]

*applaudes* THAT is a new classic!

[JazzyJen]

YOU ARE A GENIOUS!!!!!!!!!
I must say that you are BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

[Tacz]

My friends are still laughing, and I showed it to them 5 minutes ago

[Ms.Ice]

loves Boo for making her giggle

[Darth Bootay]

Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sankoo!

I'm glad some of you liked it.

It's what comes of having your IRL boyfriend playing an engie and begging you for buffs every day.

[Mivat]

You, Boo, are the sole reason as to why people going past my office at work are wondering why I'm lying curled up in a ball on the floor, drooling while desperately trying to breathe. GREAT stuff

hmm....wonder if we can see a version of this sung by Epicine, Yxxil and their leet-friend

Allthough I'd probably die laughing...Oh well Then I'll die happy pP

[Auntbeast]

Hi

This is hilarious, and thanks for including me in it.

Now assume the position (shift+2, 3,4 *pause for slayer to appear* 2, /curt)!

[Oddysee]

Arh, miss Beast! You finally decide to join our ranks on the forums... Welcome to you at last!

As always, it is a pleasure
*bow*






Tm

[Boinky]

Ummm Auntie? /scratch

Can I get... Oh thanks /bow

Some pancakes too please! /giggle

[Maephina]

LOL! *Mochie dispenser laughs and quietly sneaks away*

[Darth Bootay]

Well hey... anyone who has ever played an engie or crat has a love affair going with the metaphysicist. If they don't, they're out of their pointy little minds.

Of all the metaphysicists I have ever met, you, Auntie, have been the sweetest, most patient, most wonderful. Which makes you teh sexay. *grin* It also makes it impossible NOT to put you in the twist of that tune.

Think of it like this...

If the MP is the most desirable of all women then it follows that Auntbeast would be the most desirable of all MPs.

/me worships Auntie and runs away!

That's right, Auntbeast is among the Bootay Approved. Eek!