The "Dream" Team...

[Oddysee]

A friend of mine (Avari) sent me this the ither day.
The chat log is from a mission she did around lvl 170... Made me luagh my arse off, so I thought I'd share!

__________________________________________________________


[Team] Insomniia: Kooron could i get OS and AT please
[Team] Hemanthekepr: shit brb
[Team] Kooron: ok

Sereval minutes pass

[Team] Insomniia: whenever your ready Kooron
[Team] Kooron: ok

At this he runs off to pull a mob

[Team] Insomniia: no
[Team] Insomniia: i mean buff me
[Team] Insomniia: with OS and AT
[Team] Avari: hehe
[Team] Insomniia: DUDE?
[Team] Hemanthekepr: if you could toss up an umbral insom, i could switch to fbr
[Team] Insomniia: Kooron
[Team] Hemanthekepr: nmm hehe
[Team] Insomniia: Kooron do you understand what im saying, can you buff me with OS and AT please
[Team] Insomniia: lol
[Team] Hemanthekepr: probly isn't payin attention
[Team] Kooron: ok
[Team] Insomniia: KOORON CAN YOU READ THIS?
[Team] Kooron: i will
[Team] Avari: hehe
[Team] Insomniia: ? will??
[Team] Kooron: cant fine
[Team] Insomniia: can you just buff me please mate O Steamroller and Auto Targeting
[Team] Avari: O steamroller here to please
[Team] Insomniia: no not Assult rife mastery or Major Def shield, or combat barrier
[Team] Insomniia: 3 buffs i diddnt ask for
[Team] Insomniia: i only want OS then
[Team] Insomniia: say, are you an ebayer?
[Team] Kooron: it wont leet me
[Team] Cedx: he look like to me english is not is best thing
[Team] Hemanthekepr: keeper dimach owns
[Team] Kooron: no big dill i cant it wont let me
[Team] Cedx: where you from anyways?
[Team] Insomniia: please mate, no more buffs ... you just buffed me comp lit expertise , quickshot ... sigh
[Team] Cedx: hehe
[Team] Avari: lmao
[Team] Cedx: are we rerady then?
[Team] Insomniia: lol
[Team] Insomniia: sure why not ..
[Team] Avari: think we'll do without the OS
[Team] Avari: ^^
[Team] Kooron: hehehe
To [kooron]: where are you from?
[Team] Hemanthekepr: r =p
[Team] Insomniia: just worries me that if you ask for OS and get comp lit exp, then what gonna happen when you say please hit the same target
[Kooron]: coloradio
[Team] Avari: this is gonna be fun
[Team] Insomniia: cam
[Team] Hemanthekepr: gimp sents
[Team] Insomniia: go give it comp lit exp Kooron
[Team] Avari: ^^
[Team] Cedx: only 185 cam

One and a half hour later in miss:

[Team] Insomniia: guys this is gonna take all night
[Team] Avari: yea
[Team] Insomniia: can we blitz?
[Team] Insomniia: me and mission holder
[Team] Avari: I'm with you
[Team] Insomniia: ill calm us to button
[Team] Insomniia: then ill grid us all out
[Team] Insomniia: whos mission holder?
[Team] Avari: kooron I think
[Team] Insomniia: oh god
[Team] Kooron: ok
[Team] Insomniia: cool
[Team] Insomniia: ok, Kooron, follow me, dont attack anything, you understand?
[Team] Kooron: yes
[Team] Insomniia: nice one
[Team] Avari: )
[Team] Insomniia: ok, who is team leader?
[Team] Avari: guess...
[Team] Insomniia: gah! this is gonna be a long day...






Tm

[Tacz]

LOL! We had a guy who only spoke a wee bit of english, and we couldnt get him to actively function, then we found out he could speak German, and we had another guy who could speak fluent German, so then it started to work out.

[Palla]

I don't know, I don't find it funny to make fun of someone simply because they don't speak english well. I read through this thing, and thats the idea I got from it.

Sure, I can understand not liking being in a group with someone that isn't very fluent, but pretty much teasing them in group about it (some statements I read were teasing) make me want to smack someone.

[Oddysee]

Had a notion this would happen hehe... People have such high moral here! heeh... Prolly a good thing, tho it doesn't seem to rub off on me

It's a 'lil' more than bad english capabilities at play here... At lvl 160, you know what you're nano's are called!

I didn't know UE was unexpected attack till I played an agent, cus I'd never asked for one... Learned pretty darn fast tho. As a soldier, this will not be the first time he hears those buffs... Nor the first time he sees them.
Giving someone COMPUTER LITERACY when they ask fro Offensive Steamroller is not bad english... It's a question of mix matching the words... Not fit, wrong nano...
It was funny cus it was a somewhat awkward situation to be in, and it has a rather scary truth behind it... Cus it's not a one of situation, lots of peeps are like that.

Now it might be immoral to laugh at it... I guess that's just down to what you find funny. Before more people write that it's distastefull and such, I suggest you just don't comment... We have seen time and time again that people on this forum have varying ideas of what is acceptable, and I'm prolly one of the most immoral people on the forum when it comes to what I laugh at... I'm not evil, my humour is just rather morbid and mean... It's nothing personal, I just the situation funny.

Will at moral lecture change that? Hardly, so if you don't find it funny... I guess it just wasn't intended for you... It's not a debate or anything... Just a joke, you don't find the joke funny, shame... Peeps have diff senses of humour, this just wasn't yours...





Tm

[Mummu]

well well ...

[Boinky]

Well few probs in his story I see...

At 160-ish he had no clue about nanos those at level 20 know about

He clearly had problems with the english language

Despite that he said he came from "Coloradio"

[Tacz]

Hey, Im from Coloradio

[antonius_ao]

Perhaps he was an automated player?

[Boinky]

Lag

[Darth Bootay]

/me trades you a mellon.

[Tacz]

Haha, I remember when I first posted that and we were saying "Dude" for so so so long

Sure.

[Mummu]

yeah, there it is, I was searching for that article a coupl eof weeks ago
/me hits ctrl+d

[Boinky]

Awhile ago most of us in Circle G became enamored of that story. Now the top posters on our forums have the title of Autocamp 2000!