Is this sad or extremly funny? I CANT DECIDE!!

[Riviques]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

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GO THERE

please, somebody, think of the children. *ive never laughed so hard in my entire life at this crock. i also cant belive that they're allowed to go over the line and insult hinduism O.O thats nuts. oh, and do the maze to help that damn sheep get to curch and AVOID THE TEMPTEATIONS!! woooo scary anit it kiddies? bwehehe*

[Boinky]

/me looks at the link

/me remembers where that flame was

/me realizes I'd get banned from the forums & stays silent

[Darth Bootay]

Oh.

My.

GAAAAWWWWDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMG..... *runs around screaming and waving her arms*

QUICK! It's an ATHEIST! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[i]"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."[/i]

Dude, this shit scares me. ADVANCED WITNESSING TECHNIQUES??? What, like tying them to a chair and making them watch Mel Gibson's Christ Movie until they're ready to make the jews apologize for killing their Lord kinda witnessing techniques?

Pardon my lack of tact, but WTF!!?? Last time I saw someone "tricking" a kid into neglecting "God's Word" it was a member of a christian church teaching her kids to hate their neighbors because they didn't look the same and had a different brand name to their christianity. No lie.

I don't care if you want to worship Skippy the Blue Hippo as long as you keep your religion to yourself and are at least marginally decent to other people.

OMGz these people suck. Someone needs to let them know it's not the 18th century anymore...

[Riviques]

mark strikes agian *im mark yall lol* i signed the guest book

Thursday 04/29/2004 11:28:11am
Name: Mark Flamegate
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By: E-Mail
Got Salvation?: No, I wish to burn in Hell forever
Religion: None
Location: your own hell
Comments: how DARE you. how DARE you lash upon people of other beliefs, try to convery other free beings to your own ideas. and how can you be such a monster and target children? these poor kids will grow up beliving that if somebody does not follow your ideas, that they are vile and evil, -such as yourselves-. you talk of burning in hell, how god loves everyone equaly. then why are you lashing upon all other faiths? if there is a hell, i'll see you there you foul @#%$!.

[Oddysee]

Am I the only one who sees this as a joke?
(Yes, I admit, I see evrything as a joke, but still)

That is one FUNNY site!!!

Hi kids, what do you wanna do today?
We dunno...
Wanna go play ball?
No...
Wanna go eat candy?
No...
Wanna go chase down a heretic and nail his atheist ass to a piece of wood for not embracing our fine religion, that is based upon love and understanding?
Yaaaaay!!!

What's NOT to laugh about? I'm saving that site, bound to be good for a laugh later on!





Tm

[Boinky]

OK can't help myself now!

follow the Pastor's Corner link and you may discover info about "our convenient drive-through tithe kiosks."

on the main page it reads "I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... "

So basically, if today everybody on earth turned to the worship of Jesus he'd turn half of the population away?

follow one of the links from helpful Professor Giraffenstein and you'll see that dinosaurs do indeed roam the earth. This is proven by a long story, pictures of a Land Rover and the dino's footprint with a human footprint freshly on top, a barely blurry picture of the dino charging the photographer, and Dr. Wen Po's sketch of what he saw!

It is funny Oddy - funny people can be this delusional!

[Nexeus]

This is proof that ignorant catholics exist and need to shot on sight for the pure fact that they are waaay to devoted to their religion, believe that everything written in a book that was written by the hand of men inpsired by God, and is controlled by the church on what gets put in and not put in is all right and holy.....

[Dragonfruit]

its funny man, but the fact that thats the kids page is scary!!!

[Elecktra]

That is freakin scary...............Those poor kids....................

[Decavolt]

I could rant for days - DAYS - on this one... but instead, I'll just say this:

Hypocrisy: check
Ignorance: check
Intoerlance: check

Yep. It's definitely a religion.



...and for the record, I'm one of the sinister Atheists they warn the little kids about. I can't wait for my 4 year old niece to read this so she can see how evil her uncle is. The same uncle that bought her a puppy for her birthday tomorrow, the same uncle that makes coloring books for her, and the same uncle that got her a Barbie Powerwheels Jeep last year. I'm such a heathen.

[Xtrophic]

Well, you are satan

[Decavolt]

Well, you are satan

(shhhhh!!!)

,|..|

[Tacz]

The Catholic/Christian brainwashing has gone too far.

[Oddysee]

*/me stares at all the ranting Americans...*

Firstly, I would like to deeply appologise for the "Americans" statement! You don't deserve that, and we all know it... But please people... Get real.
This site is scary, our kids are being brainwashed, we're all gonna die... BS!
This site is BS, it's a laugh, it's not a threat, it's too ridiculous to be a threat... No kid could take that seriously, and thinking so, I'm honestly afraid that you're the ones stuck with the problem... Not them.

South Park told us that jews are odd, poor people die and it's ok to swear all the time... Do kids run around killing poor people and swearing all the time because of it? NO. They see it as fun... No kid will be brainwashed by this site... So honestly, relax.
What I ment by "Americans" is that I simply cannot think of ANYONE I know, from either my Aussie, Brit, Danish or even Norweagan family relatives, who's consider being worried about this... Yet you all made an out roar about how this was evil and bad...

I'm sorry for using that term, it pains me to be honest, as I find it rather degrading... But this is exactly why the term is there... The only country in the world where people react like that... Is the "Land of opportunity". Why? I honestly don't know... But I must admit I was rather dissapointed when I read your replies... I like you guys, I really do. GSP is the first thing I check every day... So to be honest, it kinda hurt to see that something as meanial and petty as this... Could cause such fuss...

The general standards dropped a notch in my eyes from this... I'm not talking about you as people... But for one, you people are what lifted America in my eyes. Here I am, stuck in scandinavia, with all the anti American BS goin on about how evil and stupid you all are, and here you were... And entire forum full of wonderfull, intelligent people...

And then this happened...
I have no idea how you can take it seriously, or why you can see it as a threat... Probably because it's that ridiculous, anywhere else in the world... They'd laugh at it... It's not a conspiracy theory, it's not going to turn your kids and youth into raving zombies, nor is it going to affect a single person... Yet the alarm bells of the appocalypse are ringing like mad... Why? There is no reason for alarm?

I saw something a while back that changed my view of America, not for the worse, far from it. It kind of enlightened me as to one possible explination for all the "fear" and "evil" there seems to be.
Without having lived there, and with risk of some serious flaming, I must admit it seemed to make sense...
It's a fear culture. Your Tv shows, your news. Everything is constantly telling you to be carefull... Moms shoudl be aware, there are now rattle snakes loose. Or evil is afoot, spent on the destruction of the American way... Now I know I'm out of line, as I have no backup for this what so ever. But to be honest... Is it that far from the truth? Isn't this entire post proof of it? The replies to this site? The fact that everyone seems to be shouting wolf?...

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone with this post, and I know I most likely have. I will take my flames now, hoping that it made some kind of sense to someone...






Tm

[Ichyro]

Fear of communism, fear of immigrants, fear of terrorism..yeah, I guess your right to a degree oddy.

Its probably that fear of terrorism that is going to have the draft reinstated in 2005 too.

This site is a joke people, the earth is less than 10,000 years old...that was proven to be wrong.
ROFL!!!

Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and flood-cloud-related rickets!

Hahahahahahah!

Man, even if this is serious I love this! So stupid its hilarious.

[Boinky]

Well the thing is just that this level of either attempted brainwashing or stupidity really gets to me. And the other thing is, no matter how absurd this might look - there are people out there that actually do believe it.

[Decavolt]

*/me stares at all the ranting Americans...*

Why do you assume that us moronic Americans are the only ones posting about our disdain for this site?

This site is BS, it's a laugh, it's not a threat, it's too ridiculous to be a threat... No kid could take that seriously, and thinking so, I'm honestly afraid that you're the ones stuck with the problem... Not them.

Yeah, because every elementary school kid in the world (except for America, of course) has a very clear concept of the line between reality and fiction - like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, for example. Sure.

The people behind this site ( http://objective.jesussave.us/ ) obviously take it quite seriously. Did you look at it? This isn't a joke site and it's not a parody. Saying that any kid would know to take it with a grain of salt is just moronic. But, I suppose this is where you'll tell us that only American kids would believe what this site says, and all the others are much too smart to do so.

Oh, wait... what do we have here... a direct quote from the site:
"We are hearing reports that foreign visitors to our site are..."

Yep. Just Americans. By "foreign", they must mean those wretched people in Hawaii.

South Park told us that jews are odd, poor people die and it's ok to swear all the time... Do kids run around killing poor people and swearing all the time because of it? NO.

You're just not thinking, are you? South Park is a cartoon and a comedy. Not a serious attempt to educate children on the evils of atheism and how you'll burn in hell forever if you don't love Jesus. Your comparison to South Park is pointless.

What I ment by "Americans" is that I simply cannot think of ANYONE I know, from either my Aussie, Brit, Danish or even Norweagan family relatives, who's consider being worried about this... Yet you all made an out roar about how this was evil and bad...

...The only country in the world where people react like that...

Yep. There it is. You're right. Us Americans are such idiots, and you and your neighbors make MENSA look like a pack of drooling monkeys.

Maybe, just maybe this site is creepy because it's spouting ignorance, intolerance and hypocricy, and means it. Maybe people are posting their disagreement with it because it's so extreme, rather than because they're American and hence, fucking stupid.

[Darth Bootay]

Why does every uncomfortable or controversial thread turn into an Americans vs the rest-of-the-world dork-fest? I decline to dignify this with any more outrage.

I only have one more thing to say:

Settle down, kids. Your inner children are showing and they're in sore need of a round of spankings.

[Ichyro]

Americans are stupid. Oh and I presume that all blacks are ghetto, all asians are computer-wizzes, that all arabs are terrorists...

How bout we stop classifying people as Americans, as white, as christian, and so on...and start looking at it from a less large standpoint?

Every nation has its flaws, every nation has been an asshole in the past.

America just happens to be on their turn.

You know, the same sort of thing the British had done in the imperial age and before, the same sorts of thing (ACtually worse) that the spanish did in their conquistator phase, the horrible things the germans did...

Honestly, people lunge at America for reasons that are understandable but they should really stop telling us how to live our fucking lives and move on.

You do know that it wasnt AMERICANS who created christianity, it wasnt AMERICANs, who were the ones to corrupt the faith, it wasnt AMERICANS who slaughtered thousands upon thousands for not being christian, and tortured those who were claimed as heterics.


Instead of looking at the nationality here, how about we all gain the common sense that humanity, not america, lacks, and realize that its not Americans who are afraid of it..

Its not Christians who are behind this.

Its a group of PEOPLE. Not an entire culture, not an entire religon, not an entire people. Just what I presume is a very very small group that has broken so many proven things, and spews enough propaganda to make even Mao throw his hands into the air, that we dont need to worry.



I mean come on...you'll bitch about Christians like this, you'll bitch about americans, and what do you do to fix it? Just give your opinion that to many is nothing, and especially on the internet, is nothing.


Can't we all just see past the friggin fog?

[Oddysee]

Whoa, relax dude... I guess it was inevidable, and hence probably not the best way to say it. Fact is, there are two ways to percieve this. I cannot and will not believe people are that ignorant. That they actually see this as a threat. If this threatens anyone for fear of brainwashing. I'm afraid it says a LOT about the brains being washed. Be they American, British, Canadian or Dutch.

This is too thin and obviously wrong to be of danger to anyone. Anyone with basic intelligence can see this is plain bollocks, and as such, I cannot accept that there should be people in danger of falling for this... If there are, then these people are as likely to follow a friendly neighbourhood lemming off a cliff than they are to following this and hating atheists. They can't be saved either way.
If it tried to tell people that Jesus was the only way, and used actual facts, and not obviously comic persona and animals, then... Maybe then, it would be a threat. As it is, I find it funny, because even IF these people are serious... It's that fucked up that anyone who believes it deserves it. Be they 5 or 50... If there are children who believe this, they will be set straight by their parrents. And if they're not set straight, then the parrents intended to raise them like this anyway, and they would have ended up like that under any circumstance.

A kid does not learn to not like atheists at the age of 5. I didn't become an all cheering fake smiling sappy song tree hugging socialist by watching Barney the god for saken Dinosaur as a kid... I didn't live my life according to his ways, as I was raised BEFORE, DURING and AFTER that... That one thing didn't change a thing in my life. Neither will this to anyone elses. If it does, then it would have happened anyway.



But I'll let it go from here on, as it's obvious we will never ever agree, nor will we see eye to eye on any of this. You're assuming it's the ultimate evil, and I'm having my thougths of fear culture confirmed. Be they true or not.
This entire thread is taking a turn that will only leave people at a somewhat agitated state of mind, and that can't be in the interest of anyone.
As of such, I'll back down and keep my thoughts to myself.





Tm