http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease. ... aintBootay
Kinda funny how fitting that was....
What is your sickness?
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Down With the Sickness
by Darth Bootay » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:43 pm
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
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by Xtrophic » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:02 pm
HAHAH ROFL:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Xtrophic
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Xtrophicitis.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: gargling, occasional jaw dislocation, snoring, scaly skin
Cure: eat more broccoli
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Xtrophic
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Xtrophicitis.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: gargling, occasional jaw dislocation, snoring, scaly skin
Cure: eat more broccoli
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by Xtrophic » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:03 pm
But this one is more suiting for me:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Erulehto
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Erulehto's Lurgy.
Cause: thinking too hard
Symptoms: coughing, dizziness, talking like a pirate, bulging eyes
Cure: electroshock therapy
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Erulehto
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Erulehto's Lurgy.
Cause: thinking too hard
Symptoms: coughing, dizziness, talking like a pirate, bulging eyes
Cure: electroshock therapy
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by Otori » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:07 pm
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Otori's Lurgy.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, drooping eyelids, receding gums, bowel infrequency
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
EEP!
Otori's Lurgy.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, drooping eyelids, receding gums, bowel infrequency
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
EEP!
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by Timbrewulf » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:40 pm
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Wulfvenosis.
Cause: Egyptian curse
Symptoms: cranial bloating, dry mouth, extremely dry skin, blocked nose
Cure: infect someone else
*wanders off to bite someone*
Wulfvenosis.
Cause: Egyptian curse
Symptoms: cranial bloating, dry mouth, extremely dry skin, blocked nose
Cure: infect someone else
*wanders off to bite someone*
--It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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by Maenos » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:03 am
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Maenos
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Maenos' Lurgy.
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: blocked nose, mild bowel incontinence, frequent sores, wing growth
Cure: fresh air
Heh, wings. That seems to be good (though flying while having the bowel problems...)
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Maenos' Lurgy.
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: blocked nose, mild bowel incontinence, frequent sores, wing growth
Cure: fresh air
Heh, wings. That seems to be good (though flying while having the bowel problems...)
The past is but a memory, the present is out of control, the future is in our hands
"I swear it by earth and water, I swear it by bronze and iron, I swear it by ice and fire."
"I swear it by earth and water, I swear it by bronze and iron, I swear it by ice and fire."
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by Nexeus » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:06 am
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Nexeus
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Nexeus' Syndrome.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: constipation, vestigial extra head, mildly enlarged liver
Cure: prayer
wow.... prayer.. eh... you must pray to the pimp!
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Nexeus' Syndrome.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: constipation, vestigial extra head, mildly enlarged liver
Cure: prayer
wow.... prayer.. eh... you must pray to the pimp!
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by Katy » Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:38 am
Good lord! You are suffering from
Kaytenosis.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: squawking, aggression, finger pain
Cure: fire
fire? What am I supposed to DO with the fire?
Nevermind, I don't wanna know.
Kaytenosis.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: squawking, aggression, finger pain
Cure: fire
fire? What am I supposed to DO with the fire?
Nevermind, I don't wanna know."The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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by Mummu » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:37 am
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Mummu's Lurgy.
ause: omputer virus
Symptoms: restlessness, slightly enhanced vision, overeating, slightly inability to pronounce letter ''
ure: trepanning
oh oh, my bot is suffering from
Maverick's Syndrome.
ause: genetically-modified cheese
Symptoms: bowel infrequency, brain shrinkage, glowing aura, slightly saly skin
ure: lick heels together three times
Mummu's Lurgy.
ause: omputer virus
Symptoms: restlessness, slightly enhanced vision, overeating, slightly inability to pronounce letter ''
ure: trepanning
oh oh, my bot is suffering from
Maverick's Syndrome.
ause: genetically-modified cheese
Symptoms: bowel infrequency, brain shrinkage, glowing aura, slightly saly skin
ure: lick heels together three times
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by Metalynx » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:29 pm
*coughs*
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Metalynxitis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: extreme puncture wounds, hearing voices, mildly hairy legs, pointy ears
Cure: take a dozen vitamin C tablets with meals
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Metalynxitis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: extreme puncture wounds, hearing voices, mildly hairy legs, pointy ears
Cure: take a dozen vitamin C tablets with meals
Drunken Bastard, Former President of Unity of the Rose, walking the Earth, like Kane.
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by Boinky » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:56 pm
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Boinky's Disease.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: mild heartburn, facial hair, low blood pressure, murderous rage
Cure: take a dozen ibuprofen every day for the rest of your life
my bot
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Motosis.
Cause: lack of sleep
Symptoms: excessive pyromania, occasional brittle bones, demoniacal visions, excessive fear of drowning
Cure: eat more polystyrene
::gotta feed him more styrofoam cups::
my doggie
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Sparkyosis.
Cause: watching too much television
Symptoms: occasional arm pain, swollen lymph nodes, sudden flatulence
Cure: Kryptonite
::Hmm - my doggies a Kryptonian.... with gas::
Boinky's Disease.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: mild heartburn, facial hair, low blood pressure, murderous rage
Cure: take a dozen ibuprofen every day for the rest of your life
my bot
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Motosis.
Cause: lack of sleep
Symptoms: excessive pyromania, occasional brittle bones, demoniacal visions, excessive fear of drowning
Cure: eat more polystyrene
::gotta feed him more styrofoam cups::
my doggie
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Sparkyosis.
Cause: watching too much television
Symptoms: occasional arm pain, swollen lymph nodes, sudden flatulence
Cure: Kryptonite
::Hmm - my doggies a Kryptonian.... with gas::
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by Fightprncs » Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:15 pm
I am suffering from...
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Jade's Disease.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: hydrophobia, whistling, mildly high temperature, humming
Cure: take one and a half purple crystals every day before meals
My sister Sinnlife is suffering from...
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Rose's Disorder.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, flushing, sudden blood in urine
Cure: take a few ibuprofen and come back in the morning
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Jade's Disease.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: hydrophobia, whistling, mildly high temperature, humming
Cure: take one and a half purple crystals every day before meals
My sister Sinnlife is suffering from...
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Rose's Disorder.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, flushing, sudden blood in urine
Cure: take a few ibuprofen and come back in the morning
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by Demenzia » Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:49 pm
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Demenziaosis.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: occasional aphasia, blurred vision, crossed eyes
Cure: none
Aw. I knew that being a sewer kid would have bad consequences later on!
I'm the best in what I do - and what I do ain't pretty.
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by Jassel » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:38 am
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Jasselitis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, mild sores, occasional blindness, tallness
Cure: infect someone else
.... "tallness" Jass seems rather short to me though O.o
Jasselitis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, mild sores, occasional blindness, tallness
Cure: infect someone else
.... "tallness" Jass seems rather short to me though O.o
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by Tacz » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:42 am
*Dad gave me 15 minutes*
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=James
And Im still a virgin...
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=James
And Im still a virgin...
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well...
by Riviques » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:28 pm
gah! im scrood!
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Riviquesitis.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: eyelid swelling, grey skin, wheezing
Cure: click heels together three times
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Riviquesitis.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: eyelid swelling, grey skin, wheezing
Cure: click heels together three times
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well...
by Riviques » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:29 pm
in my day we called it "Self love" ...
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Markitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: excessive hyperactivity, walking like a zombie, frequent appetite changes, occasional pustules
Cure: drink lots of water
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Markitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: excessive hyperactivity, walking like a zombie, frequent appetite changes, occasional pustules
Cure: drink lots of water
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