What I've Learned...

[Riviques]

as im writing this im now 24 and feeling oooooooold. but hey, thats another year of lessons learend..i thought id share these with ya.

lesson 1: a 24 pack is cheaper than 4 six packs.

lesson 2: when driving a gremlin down the highway...KEEP ALL ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES

lesson 3: always look around for the closeist scapegoat when a cop shows up

lesson 4: wear your shoes to bed, you never know when the IRS will show up and you need to run

lesson 5: boil all drinking water when visiting a foren contry (a lesson learned HARD)

lesson 6: 3 CDs of YES in one album is better than 3 seperate CDs of YES

lesson 7: at 23, you are TO OLD FOR WHIP-ITS

lesson 8: a scropion bowl is ment for 2 or more people. 1 person cant handle it

lesson 9: a keg is best carried if you lighten the load...drink about 6 pints before trying to carry it

lesson 10: hecklers do NOT like being ridden piggy back across ely

yep. so thats all ive leard. im still crious about forks in the electrical outlet and blenders. guess ill leave that for this year.

[Darth Bootay]

Whippets??? Rivvi!!! *THWAP!* Shame shame! Bad Rivvi. No Rivvi biskit for j00!

[Fightprncs]

lesson 10: hecklers do NOT like being ridden piggy back across ely

How many times do we have to tell you Weenus? That WASN'T a Heckler. It was Tarryk's Mother.



I love you Tarryk.

[Tarryk]

lesson 10: hecklers do NOT like being ridden piggy back across ely

How many times do we have to tell you Weenus? That WASN'T a Heckler. It was Tarryk's Mother.



I love you Tarryk.

Wub j00 too. I'm only insulted when people are creative about it, so no biggie.

[Boinky]

lesson 10: hecklers do NOT like being ridden piggy back across ely

How many times do we have to tell you Weenus? That WASN'T a Heckler. It was Tarryk's Mother.



I love you Tarryk.

Wub j00 too. I'm only insulted when people are creative about it, so no biggie.

::me thinks "Hey I'm pretty fond of Tarryk in my own way, maybe I should find a way to show it"::

::me considers how best to do that::

::me ponders if this is in any way being too creative about it - nah::

::me wonders what kinda beat-down I'll get if Tarryk thinks this is a creative way of showing fondness::

::me also wonders why I think Tarryk would know what went on in my internal monologue::

::me wonders why my internal monologue is still going - does it have nothing better to do::

::me remembers I'm at work and the boss is off this week - ahhh::

::me forgets what the heck I was internal monologueing::

::me wonders if monologueing is actually a word::

::me doesn't think so::

::me considers looking it up on the internet::

::me looses interest in the fabled word 'monologueing'::

::me ponders a new word to ponder::

::me considers 'weenus'::

::me realizes I don't really know the origin of this slangish word::

::me figures either I'm too old, too out of touch, or I didn't tune into GSP at the right time to understand it fully::

::me wonders why it always makes him think of that band Wheatus::

::me wonders if this internal monologue will ever stop::

::me should know better::