LOL OMGz! What is YOUR Battle Cry?

[Ichyro]

ROFL!!
Holy CRAP!!
I put my name in there, Lyta, and this is what got spat back at me.

"I'm seriously going to fuck you so hard, you will not be able to see straight!!!"

Of course, someone needed to try and test the ineuddo.

Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ichyro! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're bright blue!!!"

This is hilarious.

Running over the tarmac, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Cody Beaton! And he gives a low cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"

[Darth Bootay]

This is even more fun than the Death Metal Name thing...

LOL

Lo! Who is that, prowling on the mountains! It is Saint Boo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a gargoyle!!!"

[Oddysee]

Haha! I get one like that if I use my old name...


Smeghead = "I'm going to punch you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a gargoyle!!"


You have noticed that you get a diff one if you write it without a capital letter... right?

Smeghead get's nasty!






Tm

[Tacz]

Tacz:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

James:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"
Hellz ya dawg

[Jugsmalone]

Stalking out of the icy wasteland weilding a thorned whip cometh Jugsmalone and she gives a bloodthirsty Howl.............

IN THE NAME OF THOR THE MIGHTY I BRING DARKNESS AND MAYHEM UNTIL MY LOINS FIND SATISFACTION...............HELL YEAH

[Binabek]

Rampaging along the fields, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Binabek! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to flog you for such a long time, it will be a new form of crime!!!"

[The Irish Guy]

Running through the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Irishguy! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to spank you until armored tanks pull us apart, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

[Katrine]

Skulking through the desert, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Katrine! And she gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"


WOW

[Rubieskyy]

*is laughing so hard.....is on the floor atm*

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... skyy&sex=f


omg.....

[Rubieskyy]

*pulls herself off the floor and uses a resperator to assist her in breathing*

kudos goes out to the one who found this.....omg...I never laughed soo hard.

[Swiftwing]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... wing&sex=f

This is great. glad I decided to do some forum scanning.

[Express]

Stalking across the freeway, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Express! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to spank you faster than the speed of sound!!"



And er... Dedojo's:
"I'm going to fuck you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!" *Winks at Bootay*

[HeadCase]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... case&sex=m

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[Xtrophic]

Ok, went through it all again, using some nicks I use


Xtrophic:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"

Xtrophico:
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall avenge my ancestors!"

Khalon:
"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into a maraschino cherry!!!"

Khalonica:
"I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!"

Darksoul:
"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder!"

Override: (yes with two R's)
"I'm going to brutalize you all the way to Indo-China, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"

All the nicks I run through only comes out with evil things Not the kinky ones some get

[Nexeus]

Nexeus
"I'm going to smack you beyond your expiration date!"
(this fits)

Tharkael
"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!"
(this kinda fits)

Avalon (a nickname I have with my friends)
"I'm going to bruise you past the point of no return!!!"

Gridstream Productions Pimp
"Prowling on the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Gridstream Productions Pimp! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to all I see with reckless abandon!!!""

[Synnastacia]

Prowling amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Synnastacia! And she gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to spank you into the fast lane!!"

apparently i'm like a dominatrix of sorts...

my bot on the other hand is just strange, but in a way helps me...
Running through the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh HunterDestroyerMachine! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to brutalize you like it's a new extreme sport, then steal your lederhosen!!"

on rk2 i am the GSP Bouncer known as Delysia

Running over the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Delysia! And she gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to smack you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

[Josellynn]

Rampaging along the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Josellynn! And she gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

My Bouncer on rk-2 is Tallula her cry is...

Sprinting across the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Tallula! And she gives a vengeful scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

[dfclock]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... c532&sex=m
...... COOOKIEEESSS!!!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!

[Ashval]

Running along the cliffs, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Veldron! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to beat you until you pee fire, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

[Boinky]

Running along the cliffs, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Veldron! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to beat you until you pee fire, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Gonna be hard to notch that bedpost after a few more peeings of fire hit it!