just found some old txt file:

[Mummu]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
There is no one perfect in this world.
You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!...
Marijuana, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
IRC'ing, Millions and Millions Addicted ....
WINDOWS XP = Windows Xtreme Problem
WINDOWS ME = Windows with Many Error
<---------- Get yourself a copy now, thousand and thousand having it!!
Confuscious say... Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confuscious say... Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Confuscious say... Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Confuscious say... Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
C program cum. C program crash. C programmer cry.
A computer scientist is someone who invent more and more viruses.
The 8th wonder of the world = y2k !!!
Use pentium 4, so you can reboot faster ...
The place without pollution is the place without human.
Confuscious say... Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Confuscious say... Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Confuscious say... Man who cooks corn and pees in same pot is very unsanitary.
Is T*her#e Any bu@gs He%re?
women causes application program to have pull-down menus and online help.
In /dev/null no one can hear you scream
Unable to join #sex (You're are not 8 inches)
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
Confuscious say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confuscious say... Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confuscious say... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Confuscious say... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Confuscious say... Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confuscious say... Man who masturbates with peanut butter is f*ck*ng nuts.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
[Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton
Once you choose this path, there is no return !!!
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Cocaine.exe error - Insert Cocaine and Press Any Key
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
Bad command. Yeah !!! I got it, is the bad command I am waiting for ...
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection? answer me .....
Is the Blue Screen of Death !!!!!!!!!!
www dot hardcoresex dot com ... username:Ihate|password:sex
shutdown -h now
Confuscious say... Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confuscious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confuscious say... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
DOS Tip #17: Just format when there is error occur ...
Press Enter to continue ... Err ... which 'enter' ... there are two here !!!
Press any key to continue, where is the 'ANY' key?
Illegal Operation - Hit any user to continue.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
(A)ttack, (R)eform, (G)un shot?
Cannot join #human (robot only)
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long))
Pentium 4 causes me to do so ... !!
My baby Amd Athlon need a rest ...
I got hacked !!!

[Oddysee]

... WTF?
Hahaha, dude! some of those are too coo'!!!
"Wise" sayings are teh win!






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[Tacz]

Those are GREAT!

Hehe, I love those. Ive seen most of them before, but some of them are new to me. Confucious say...

[dfclock]

omfg!! AHHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH tahts soooooo goood
!

[Oddysee]

omfg!! AHHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH tahts soooooo goood
!

Clock do us a fav' would yer?
When laughin, include spaces... My internet win is not so big, keep it minimised so I can still keep doin what I'm doin while surfin... But long words like that makes the screen too big, so I have to scroll sideways... which is a bit of an inconvenience... I know I'm just bein lazy, but could I persuade you to just hit the space bar once in while?





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[Riviques]

hmm....hehehehehe...good stuff, but your missing two:

dont drink and drive, you may spill your drink
saftys on guns are for pussys

oh, and of course, you can always do the whole speach from my work after a speech in evacuation incase of terrorist acts (dates back to 2000)

and i qoute...."...we know you people like to think of your office as 'da bomb', think its really 'dyn-o-mite', but please, dont go 'shoot your mouths off'. because here at cybex cafes 'aim to please'."

not on straight face amoung the employees.