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by **Firia** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:31 am

Credit for bringing this to my attention goes to my girl on Easy Street, Sarah.

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

by **Ichyro** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:54 am

*Bows to hilarity*

Roflmao.

by **Otori** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:47 am

OK, thats kinda funny...but "From a strictly mathematical viewpoint" LOL

That aint math, thats an ugly thing called Numerology.....assigning numbers to letters.

Nice little flick called "Pi' that address's that sorta thing nicely.

Is Sarah YOUR Dominatrix Firia? MUWHAHA

by **Ichyro** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:20 am

O_o

Mathamatics.....on a gaming...Music...Anarchy forum? :shock:

Burn the heathen! He tries to confuse us and take away our humor!

But who's sarah? I though I was the submissive one. :cry:

by **Mummu** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:52 am

actually, math is quite funny.
there is for example that mathjoke,
how to show that 5 is even.
that is realy funny. :twisted:

by **Oddysee** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:20 pm

Maths is never funny... It's numbers and numbers suck! Tho that was funny... But maths aint... Nuff said!

:twisted:

Tm

by **Mummu** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:39 pm

Oddysee wrote:It's numbers and numbers suck!Tm

hmmm... we all playing an rpg .....

by **Katieblu** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:51 pm

that couldnt be more true, you just found the evidence to support why all jerkoffs are at the top!

by **Firia** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:27 am

Otori wrote:Is Sarah YOUR Dominatrix Firia? MUWHAHA

I'm going to plead the 5th on that one. :twisted:

I heart my Sarah! She's awsomekins. ^_^

Ichyro wrote:But who's sarah? I though I was the submissive one.

you still can be the submissive one. ^_^ But you're also just a kid, and probably couldn't last 5 minutes with the Dom. :twisted:

by **DethAngel** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:02 am

I prefer being the dominant one, personally :twisted:

by **Ichyro** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:37 am

Firia wrote:
Otori wrote:Is Sarah YOUR Dominatrix Firia? MUWHAHA

I'm going to plead the 5th on that one.
I heart my Sarah! She's awsomekins. ^_^

Ichyro wrote:But who's sarah? I though I was the submissive one.

you still can be the submissive one. ^_^ But you're also just a kid, and probably couldn't last 5 minutes with the Dom.

Haha, I'd just pass out and make it look like my body's movements of shock are in pain.

I have a high tolerance for pain...really!

by **Jassel** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:43 pm

hehe, that's funny.. and yet so true...

and math is fun.. it was my favorite subject in school, along with my business classes.. *runs and hides from all the math haters*

by **Firia** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:55 am

I never got below a B in math, and probably could have taken it pretty far if I tried. ^_^ But alas, it's not what you would call, mmm, my thing. :mrgreen:

by **Mummu** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:58 am

well.... at the realschule (no clue what that in english) i had always an a or a b, it was so frellin easy that it was already borin.
at gymnasium (no clue also) always between b and c, it was interresting.
at university, well, i m glad i passed the exams.

by **Tacz** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:52 am

Realschule I think is Middle-School, and stated in some other thread I believe Gynasium is high-school or college (cant remember =/)

by **Oddysee** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:25 pm

Firia wrote:I never got below a B in math, and probably could have taken it pretty far if I tried. ^_^ But alas, it's not what you would call, mmm, my thing.

Lol! same here... Just different! (Douglas Adams did not live in vain...)
I never got above D... and that was on a good day... hehe
I'm all oral (*snicker*) and it's all I ever will be good at... I adopt accents in less than 10 minutes, so if I speak to yanks too much, I end up sounding like them... I had an british bird belive I was from her home town once... Just cus I'd talked to her for too long... Was pretty hard convincing them I was danish... Oh well!

:twisted:

Tm

by **Coltess** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:20 pm

ROFL

Oddysee wrote:I'm all oral (*snicker*) and it's all I ever will be good at...

They have oral math exams in Denmark. :twisted:

Math rawks y'all. You (usually) get an answer that you can check, not like an essay where you can have gotten it totally wrong and not even know it.

by **Oddysee** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:23 pm

Yeah! Exactly! My main skill in life, is talkin!!!
If I can't talk my way out of a situation, I'm f**ked! And as far as oral math goes... If you don't understand it, you can't talk about it...

I'll just stick to what I'm good at, usin me mouth! :wink:

*snicker*

Tm

by **Firia** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:26 am

*snickering* Bad oddy, baaaaad. :mrgreen:

by **Ichyro** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:42 am

*Cracks knuckles*

Baaaad Oddy...

One could use that very well against ye. I am adding

"My mouth, involving females" for your safety.

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