I like eggs

[Boinky]

Eggs can be mighty tasty, mighty fine indeed!

Do you like eggs with ham?
Do you like them, Tarryk Lan?

Would you eat them off a Yalm?
Would you blitz them for your Mom?

In the Fixer Grid would you drop
eggs to splat from way up top?

You are the DJ, yes this is true
And eggs and Roast Leet make fine stew!

[Sylvatic]

Eggs can be mighty tasty, mighty fine indeed!

Do you like eggs with ham?
Do you like them, Tarryk Lan?

Would you eat them off a Yalm?
Would you blitz them for your Mom?

In the Fixer Grid would you drop
eggs to splat from way up top?

You are the DJ, yes this is true
And eggs and Roast Leet make fine stew!

I make a mean omelet...

[Nexeus]

I don't doubt Tarryk's love for eggs, nor say that eggs aren't wonderful and loving and peace saving, I'm just going to say...

they take to F&#!ing long to cook!

[Katieblu]

nexeus, you just dont cook em right. you gotta melt butter first, then you can cook em quick. they take like 5 minutes!

[Mummu]

actually they 'cook' only 3.5 minutes.

[Jassel]

Eggs can be mighty tasty, mighty fine indeed!

Do you like eggs with ham?
Do you like them, Tarryk Lan?

Would you eat them off a Yalm?
Would you blitz them for your Mom?

In the Fixer Grid would you drop
eggs to splat from way up top?

You are the DJ, yes this is true
And eggs and Roast Leet make fine stew!

hehe.. thats cute

[Nexeus]

nexeus, you just dont cook em right. you gotta melt butter first, then you can cook em quick. they take like 5 minutes!

Oh... well i guess this explains why I'm a PIMP instead of a COOK.

[Sylvatic]

Maybe a Pimpin' Cook?

That would be funny...walk into a restaurant and see a six-foot tall black man with a velvet suit and top hat cooking. The "Ho's" would serve the food. Every now and again they'd have "Dinner and a Show"

*goes back to work before his mind goes too far into the proverbial gutter*

[Boinky]

Maybe a Pimpin' Cook?

That would be funny...walk into a restaurant and see a six-foot tall black man with a velvet suit and top hat cooking. The "Ho's" would serve the food. Every now and again they'd have "Dinner and a Show"

*goes back to work before his mind goes too far into the proverbial gutter*

And those times when the food fails to satisfy the customer, the Pimpin' Cook's gotta let 'em know who's Boss! Those are the times when he beats the eggs!