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Postby Oddysee » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:10 pm

Tacz, Tacz, Tacz... I can't believe we have to go through this again... Only I may blow up reclaims, and even so, only when my target is stading next to it...

I'm sorry ol' chap...

*/me flicks out his comm and gives the order...*

I liked yer... I really did, but if you were to get away with that, what would the next thing be?... A rebel reunion?

The air shreeks as the orbital defence laser smashes into the ground where Tacs WAS...


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Postby Tacz » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:38 pm

...before he ran off screaming "SHIIT!! NOT AGAIN!"
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Postby scream » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:27 pm

*walks in and sees a flaming laser crater
*looks around
*nods
*Loots Tacz and runs away
These are the moments we'll remember for the rest of our restless lives.
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Postby Tacz » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:31 pm

*chases after scream*

YOU CAN ONLY LOOT DEAD PEOPLE!
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Postby Oddysee » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:33 pm

*/me looks at Tacz in wonder...*

Ok, I was s'posed to destroy you, but I like yer... need a hand buddy?

*/me starts calculating the coordinates Scream will be on in 2 min...*



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Postby Tacz » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:35 pm

but I ran screaming "SHIT" before the lazor hit
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Postby Oddysee » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:42 pm

I know... he nicked yer stuff regardless tho... Bug I guess...
Anyway, the more time you use makin a fuss about it, the further away he's gonna get...
And contacting an ARK will take too damn lomg... so like I said... d'ya need a hand, or are you ok?...

Either way, this baby takes a lil' while to recharge...



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Postby Tacz » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:44 pm

Work your magic.

*pulls out binoculars*

Ill just watch.
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Postby Oddysee » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:49 pm

Hope you got life insurance Scream...

*/me flicks out his comm and gives the order...*

I love the smell off laser in the morning...

*/me smiles as the orbital laser pounds into the ground a mile down the road...*

Arh... there ya, eh?... what the?... I miscalculated?... but...



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Postby Tacz » Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:51 pm

No, you hit him, I see the cloud of greasy smoke.
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Postby Oddysee » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:02 pm

Uhm...
*/me looks pondorously at Tacz...*
If I hit him... then who's that moving down there?

*Points to the figure in the distance...*



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yup..

Postby Riviques » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:08 pm

/me pulls out notepad from under bandages that surround whole body. looks around, checks down multipul items.

yep, acording to this i was prety boned. oh, i have rubi-ka insurence version 8.0, its kinda like aol 8.0, its a pain in the ass and expensive, but when ya need it...

/me pulls out candy bar, tears off wraping, smells candy, opens mouth wide, candy bar slowly enters......
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Postby Tacz » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:48 pm

*snatches up the cross-shaped-gun, and shoots Riviques a few more times just to finish the job*
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oh yea!

Postby Riviques » Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:57 am

you know, this reminds me of something...the shooting and the me dening your weapon...what was the movie? oh yea! critters!

critter a: they have weapons
critter b: so what?
**door opens a-jar, shotgun is held out**
BLAM!
**one critter is completely blown away**
critter a: FU#K!

yes, that was it. man, that movie rocked. im gonna grab a candy bar and watch it again.
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Postby Tacz » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:57 pm

Just make damn sure its not Ichys...
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Postby Ichyro » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:43 pm

A candy bar!?!? :shock:

What is this, soylent green? :twisted:
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ha...

Postby Riviques » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:25 pm

soyent green is people!!! ah!!!! here is that scene i was talking about. yea, so i have to much free time. (oh, its cencored obviously). :twisted:
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oh yea...

Postby Riviques » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:33 pm

oh yea, and remeber that-

**the ground around riviques truns blue, a high pitched squell rings in his ears**
wait a minute, what the hell is this? hey scream, you ever get the feeling something terrible was going to happen?

scream: yea, sometimes...why you ask?

oh, no reason. hey, do you hear that?

scream: hear wha-

**BOOOOOOOOOOM**

/me eeps and ducks under scream as odd's laser falls upon the unforntint two. scream becomes fried chicken while riviques just has to change bandages.

/me picks up screams smoking corpse.

damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**credits roll**

**no screams where harmed in the making of this film**'

**except for the smoking rotting corpse of that scream over there**]

**sorry**

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Postby Tacz » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:52 am

*runs up, punches Riviques, knowcks him out, loots screams corpse, and dashes off
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Postby Oddysee » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:20 pm

*/me looks at his comm... Than at Riviques who made him fire it without his concent...*


I feel so missused...



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