by Tacz » Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:50 pm
So, Tacz, Tharkael, and Tarryk all die and go to heaven. They get in, but saint peter says there are consequences they must answer to. They walk to a place with three doors, leading into three seperate rooms. Saint Peter says, "Tharkael, you were a really slobby and lazy person in life." He opens the first door. "Your punishment is to marry this women." And theres a fat ugly lady standing inside. Tharkael sighs, and walks in, the door shuting behind him. They walk to the second door. "Tarryk, you were a really wild and crazy person in life." He opens the door. "Your punishment is to marry this women." And theres a whore standing inside. Tarryk walks in, and the door shuts behind him. Saint Peter and Tacz walk to the third door. He opens it, and theres (insert porn stars name here) standing inside. Tacz says, "Wow, I mustve been a really good person." Saint Peter looks at Tacz, then (porn star) and says, "(Porn star) youve been a really bad person in life..."