Goodness me, I can see the poor guy walking out onto the deck, look back at the bridge he knew he was about to colide with, look forward, back, forward, at the water pouring out of first floor,
My god'n jesus almighty! would ya look at that... I mean, honestly, it's all very nice'n fancy'n all... but look at ma' bloody pants... what am I gonna tell the miss'es? I'm terribly sorry luv', but the boat just kinda went under a bridge, and then re-appeared on the other side... so I'm alright! Tho' I accidently shat meself... Arh sheit!, she'll never believe me!
The irony of experiencing unbelievable things... people don't believe them!Tm
Bah! the skipper knew what he was doing, just showing of for the camera.
But it rules, I like to do tricks on skates, but I'm selling those, I'm gonna get me a tugboat
You're gonna kick my arse "here" huh?... Well... What if I don't go "there"? hmm?... Whatcha gonna do pirate? force me? you still havent made your move against our celtic raiders... I think you're scared...
Yeah... that's it! The pirate queen's lost it!
Tm
Sorry, I'm Agnostic. Means I'll either reincarnate as something bad, or something...Agnostics don't believe in one thing but don't not believe in it either...So I will still go to hell...ah crap.
What if I double-cross, give you the booty in exchange for some booty?