Alternative career choice for Tarryk? 1-900-T-A-R-R-Y-K

[Boinky]

Now I was doing some research into the distant past, namely the Earth where some of our ancient relatives lived (yup, I'm Solitus), and I found some strange archives about something called 1-900 phone lines...

Now much of it I didn't quite understand, probably because of archaic language trends and a long-dead culture, but one phrase sparked a thought... The folks who were called on these 1-900 lines often asked or were asked "What are you wearing?" - your clothing must have been more of a matter for concern back then. Today we scarcely look twice at an Opifex female wearing red lingerie, and often stare for hours at Atroxes in little, white thongs

I had an idea that Tarryk could revive some of that distant culture, since he often inquires of us "What time is it there?" to quickly respond "Don't know, don't care!"

Possibly Tarryk could revive the 1-900 line by quering "What are you wearing?" and then answering (quickly) "Don't know, don't care!"

[JoeyNumbas]

But it doesn't rhyme man!!!

It's gotta rhyme or it just doesn't work

[Nexeus]

I could only imagine how a Rubi-Ka version of 1-900-Tarryk would work.

"You have called 1-900-T-A-R-R-Y-K. For your personal pleasure all day and all nite with H-O-T Tarryk facial destruction.

Press one to hear me Destroy your face. Press two to hear me obliterate your face. Press three to hear me have a long hot wet burp. Press four to hear epicine destroy your face. Press five to hear tarryk call himself a gimp. Just remember each call is 700k creds the first minute and 80k every other minute."

[Katy]

Press one to hear me Destroy your face. Press two to hear me obliterate your face. Press three to hear me have a long hot wet burp. Press four to hear epicine destroy your face. Press five to hear tarryk call himself a gimp. Just remember each call is 700k creds the first minute and 80k every other minute."

*dies laughing*
The great part about this was actually imagining my brothers voice saying this. I'm torn between whether it would be funnier in his DJ voice or his 'normal' voice.
Side note one: Anyone who would choose option number 3 should be drug out into the street and shot.
Side note two: all creds would be donated to future gridstream contests for certain.

AAAAGH
random unconnected sidenote 3: I just got an MSN popup (not a shocker, I get them constantly) but I got it right as I was writting that stuff and for some unexplainable reason the name it was addressed to was Tarryk's instead of mine. Creepy much?
--Kayt

[Firia]

Side note one: Anyone who would choose option number 3 should be drug out into the street and shot.

I agree, whole heartedly!!

[Tacz]

Side note one: Anyone who would choose option number 3 should be drug out into the street and shot.

I agree, whole heartedly!!

Oh god, no, what are you doing? Not on the street. Whats going on!? AHH NO! *BAM*

[Demenzia]

Side note one: Anyone who would choose option number 3 should be drug out into the street and shot.

Allright, shoot meh

[Nexeus]

*continues to mish to get enough money for option 4*