OK, its official,
My cat is VERY pregnant. KITTENZ!
She lays around alot and her tummy's all fat and stuff, and she quit meowing and whining about a month or so ago, and now shes all luvvywuvvy.
Anybody want a kitten? sorry, i cant fax one.
Are my trax not on the ftp?
Lemme know, i will ftp them.
KIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEENNNNNNZZZZZZ!
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KITTENS!!!!!!
by epiphonic » Tue May 27, 2003 1:39 pm
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by Ichyro » Tue May 27, 2003 5:27 pm
I want kittens! 
All my cats do is (For one) lay around whining for attention, than screams like a banshee and attacks when you pick her up.
The other is huge, lays around and sleeps...but he's a male!
Well, congradulations though! Hope to see a picture of em soon enough, the cute little buggers.
All my cats do is (For one) lay around whining for attention, than screams like a banshee and attacks when you pick her up.
The other is huge, lays around and sleeps...but he's a male!
Well, congradulations though! Hope to see a picture of em soon enough, the cute little buggers.
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by Altered » Tue May 27, 2003 6:57 pm
Next time you look at your cat......keep this in mind.
Blatantly stolen from Skeena's post in the Fixer joke post
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A Housecat’s Journal
Monday - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the satisfaction from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Tuesday - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to throw up on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
Wednesday - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
Thursday - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan......
Friday - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
Saturday - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Sunday - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to molespeak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
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Blatantly stolen from Skeena's post in the Fixer joke post
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A Housecat’s Journal
Monday - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the satisfaction from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Tuesday - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to throw up on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
Wednesday - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
Thursday - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan......
Friday - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
Saturday - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Sunday - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to molespeak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
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by Tir_McDohl » Wed May 28, 2003 1:01 am
Yeah, I've had plenty of cats for a lifetime. Though, I still have to force myself not to go to www.ratemykitten.com for fear of spending ANOTHER 7 hours straight there. Seriously, I'm not kidding...
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