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by **Tir_McDohl** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:56 am

I always think about this, because stuff happens sometimes that just plain shouldn't. Finally I have a good example.

After I shaved today, I noticed I had a cut right on the adam's apple. I mean right on it. I instantly go "WTF!!! I didn't even shave there! BUG!!!"

Seriously, I do this stuff all the time. I go "The fuck?? BULLSHIT, NO! That did NOT happen!" If only there was a way to /petition God and bitch at him. Man, that'd be sweet.

"God, your program sucks ass. Can't believe I pay for this shit."

Edit: I just thought of something, and I figured it out! Life sucks because it's freeware! If it were pay to live, God would have incentive to make things not suck as much. Hell, at least shareware it or something...maybe we'd finally get a patch for the first time in a few million years.

by **PhatLeetBeets** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 1:14 am

Ugh i know how ya feel. The way 'HE' has this all set up is very frustrating.
I tryed to phone tech support last month, they at the other end of the line gave me the complete run around. They gave me all this wordy jargon crap and told me to look at some manual!!! I told them I couldnt find this 'Bible'!!! When I asked to talk to the management, they said the Pope had better things to do then deal with an immoral ranting maniac.

I changed my service provider a while ago. AND TALK ABOUT CHEAP!!! Its a one time payment! One soul and I get unlimited service! All i have to say about that is, Hell yah!

by **Tacz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 2:31 am

I dont think my life has bugs, but rather, my life IS a bug that my parents fell victim to

by **Mummu** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:39 pm

indeed, yesterday i tried to sell som eself made rings at the shops,
but it was totally screwed, some i coldnt sell at this terminal, some didnt came back to inv afert decline, some went back into the pack some i couldnt sell from pack some i could.....
after various terminals and where i sold 3-5 at each one, i had finally all sold,
well perhaps r just some vanished.

by **Kaetty** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:31 am

Life's a beta. You don't get the finished version until you die.

by **Tir_McDohl** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:54 am

Kaetty wrote:Life's a beta. You don't get the finished version until you die.

Dude...that is fucking GENIUS!!!

by **Xtrophic** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:53 am

Gotta hand it to you Kaetty, you seem to have found out how life works.
You start out as an alfa (kid) move to beta phase for the rest of your life, then when you die you become final version

Couldn't have put it better myself hehe

by **Nurgle** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:26 pm

I have this horrendous bug where my paycheck isn't equal to my expenses... has to be a bug.

by **Xtrophic** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:56 pm

No, that is not a bug, that is called a feature.

by **Mummu** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:01 pm

i think 2 of those npc's in front of the blackboard during the lectures r kinda bugged, they talking only nonsense.

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