some historically recording

[Mummu]

on a new digging site on old earth a couple of historicans
have found this recording:
"
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinese guy!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi?

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.

Condi (picks up the phone): Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
"
they believe its from one of the minor presidents during the 20th century .

[Jomina]

<--- Keeping Dew from Spewing...

Yassir... lol



Thanks much for the giggle hehe

[Tarryk]

Dude. OH my god, that was a HILARIOUS off-take of Who's On First...I think the best I've ever read. Rock ON.

*continues laughing*

[Myers]

lol
Its a more updated version of Johnny Carson's version with Ronald Reagan.

[Firia]

hehehe, it was bound to happen, but we can't deny the classics.

[Mummu]

they have also found a pic, they think the rec could be from the left one.
the right one is probably leader of a criminal organisation

[Ibeu]

HEHE rock on, i haven;t seen that pic.

[Mummu]

LAUGH
or
CRY ??

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George W. Bush

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George W. Bush

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good judgments in
the future."
George W. Bush

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George W. Bush

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in the world."
George W. Bush

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George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of
NATO. We have a
firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
George W. Bush

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going to the
polls."
George W. Bush

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George W. Bush

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teach our
children."
George W. Bush

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It's the
impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar
system."
George W. Bush

[Mummu]

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- George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000

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- George W. Bush, Dec. 19, 2000

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- George W. Bush

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- George W. Bush, Nov. 2000

They misunderestimated me.
- George W. Bush, Nov. 2000

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- George W. Bush

If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
- George W. Bush, during the third presidential debate

The idea of putting subliminal messages into ads is ridiculous.
- George W. Bush

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- George W. Bush

We ought to make the pie higher.
- George W. Bush

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- George W. Bush, during the third presidential debate, Oct. 2000

The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her.
- George W. Bush, responding to a magazine article claiming he suffered from dyslexia

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- George W. Bush, Nov. 2000

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- George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 2000

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''
- George W. Bush

I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read — I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do.
- George W. Bush, on MSNBC's Hardball

The fact that he relies on facts — says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign.
- George W. Bush on Al Gore

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
- George W. Bush

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.
- George W. Bush, speaking during Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have — he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.
- George W. Bush, on Sen. John McCain

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.
- George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

I don't want to win? If that were the case, why the heck am I on the bus sixteen hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?
- George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.
- George W. Bush

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
- George W. Bush

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
- George W. Bush

Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texas to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
- George W. Bush

I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
- George W. Bush

It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.
- George W. Bush, reflecting in 1994 about growing up in Midland, Texas

[Mummu]

but sometimes i think that s a common problem in america:





the only exception i ever saw,
i found while playing online games...........
........hmm.....online gaming, the way for intelligent americans to escape the stupids......

[Tarryk]

the only exception i ever saw,
i found while playing online games...........
........hmm.....online gaming, the way for intelligent americans to escape the stupids......

Hear, here....

at least, in AO's case. I still see more than my share of american stupidos, even in MMOs. Even in AO.

But it's a little easier to find the relatively intelligent ones, at least.

[Myers]

That map is wrong! Everyone knows canada is south of New York!

[Mummu]

http://www.warprecords.com/news/?offset=0&ti_id=573

[Quagmiire]

You didn't include my favorite Bush-ism

"I know the humans being and fish can coexist peacefully."
-Goerge W. Bush