Happy Mother's Day!

[Sunserro]

Put a man in the same situation. What's really the worst thing that's going to happen if the seat is left down? (note I said seat and not lid).

In short putting the seat back down is good for everyone.

If you spend your entire life knowing that the seat is down, you've just greatly reduced your chances of spotting a toilet snake.
Google it. I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted to.

[Nicodar]

Gods forbid a woman actually looks before she leaps to prevent her from falling in a toilet!

Oh it's on now!

I suggest checking to make sure that's really rum in that bottle before you drink it. It's not my fault if you don't check beforehand and end up swallowing something odd.

You wanna poke the momma bear with a stick? I could go all day, buddy! lol

Stick? Naw, I'm dumber than that. I'd use a safety pin to annoy the momma bear while kicking her cubs!

[Joanwilder]

Yes, proceeding to new areas and adventures would be the reward. But the final stage is actually Paradise. It's just that no man has made it far enough to see it yet. That takes picking your socks up, proper aim, putting the toilet seat down, and gods forbid... Separating the laundry! *gasp*

You forgot, cleaning the toilet seat off if you sprinkle. Oh and Valli... *nodnods* Agreed!

[Giga]

i just wanna know who decided its a mans job to put the seat down when we're done???? why dont you just put the seat up when your done and there would never be an issue... you would always expect it to be up and we wouldnt be able to attempt to water it

[Ashval]

Easy solution in my house - the lid goes down always. That way we both have to do something before doing our business. Also, the cats don't tend to fall into the toilet as much when the lid is down. Bonus.

On a side note, I find it amusing that a Happy Mother's Day thread has derailed into a discussion about toilet manners.

[Sprkly]

Easy solution in my house - the lid goes down always. That way we both have to do something before doing our business. Also, the cats don't tend to fall into the toilet as much when the lid is down. Bonus.

EXACTLY. That's the rule in my house. Toilet manners are enforced due to kitty interference. lol

On a side note, I find it amusing that a Happy Mother's Day thread has derailed into a discussion about toilet manners.

Indeed! ROFL

What shall I scold the children and men about now...

[Joanwilder]

*gigglesnorts*

[Nicodar]

Woman take any opportunity to complain about getting all buttwet and blaming it on men so it doesn't surprise me that the thread was derailed!

[Vallikat]

i just wanna know who decided its a mans job to put the seat down when we're done???? why dont you just put the seat up when your done and there would never be an issue... you would always expect it to be up and we wouldnt be able to attempt to water it

G - Please go back and read my post for the answer to this question. Seat always down, win for everyone. Seat always up, not so much.

Though I admit, I do like Ash's solution.

[Kriegshammer]

On a side note, I find it amusing that a Happy Mother's Day thread has derailed into a discussion about toilet manners.

Don't forget the technical discussion about shooting and aiming. I agree, one of the most surprising and humorous off-topic threads

On another side note, I just want to say that the Atroxes are blessed with not knowing about our toilet troubles.

Oh and just to (probably) spawn another lively discussion I'm going to throw this out:

In the shower there's no toilet seat you have to put down afterwards.

[Sprkly]

Dude! Really!?

[Kermie]

Yes, proceeding to new areas and adventures would be the reward. But the final stage is actually Paradise. It's just that no man has made it far enough to see it yet. That takes picking your socks up, proper aim, putting the toilet seat down, and gods forbid... Separating the laundry! *gasp*

hmmmm i still haven't seen paradise and i do all that stuff..... LIES! its ALL LIES!!!!

[Sprkly]

Flowers every once in a while will seal the deal, Nasaldrip

[Kermie]

[quote="Sprklygrrl"]Flowers every once in a while will seal the deal, Nasaldrip [/quote


Nope, tried that route... it didn't work. She doesn't like flowers....

[Farryis]

In the shower there's no toilet seat you have to put down afterwards.

Guilty as charged!

[Nicodar]

Flowers every once in a while will seal the deal, Nasaldrip

Nope, tried that route... it didn't work. She doesn't like flowers....

Chloroform and brainwashing worked for me...