Nice!
I guess I will tidy up today... But although an IKEA store opened just yesterday where I live, I will resist its pull. And anyway, there are way too many excited women there at the moment. No man can survive 2500 women on a shopping tour/raid... (at least not without some backup).
What you could do is go there, sit in a IKEA chair, look coy and hang a sign around your neck that reads: "A long night for a nice dinner, limited offer, today only!"