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[Kirasha]

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt (Various Sizes)

962 reviews of awesome.

"Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won't find that deal anywhere else."

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"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many. ... I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. "

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"It's a nice shirt but it doesn't even compare to the "Single Wolf and a Big Rig" shirt. Three wolves are nice to look at but I prefer the idea of one wolf who has strayed from the pack and spends whatever free time he has mysteriously hovering above a large, red semi-truck rolling along the highway."

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"I purchased this shirt with the intention of giving it to my father. I knew he would feel it was fabulous and wear it with proud distinction. What I did not anticipate was the compelling gaze of Wolf #3. Upon opening the package I was instantly enraptured by its eyes and knew without a moment's doubt that my father could not have this t-shirt. It had to be mine.

Fate mocked me, however, for the gift arrived on Father's Day and I had no choice but to give it to him.

The anguish I was forced to endure was beyond the most savage of torments Hell could bestow upon the lowliest of mortals. What choice was I given? I murdered my father in a fit of jealous rage.

I sometimes pay a prostitute to wear the t-shirt and visit me in prison just so I can look lovingly upon it. "

[Mementh]

Hmmmmm Smexy

[Ashval]

Bwahahaha!

[Shigy]

haha awesome

[Eleanore69]

lol...

[Vallikat]

This shirt is the stuff of legend.

I actually heard about this shirt first on the AoC forums. Then the other day I was reading another forum that I ran across while searching for something (and gods don't I wish now I can recall what I was searching for) and in a completely unrelated message someone posted how he found a shirt with three wolves that had changed his life.

Pretty funny stuff. Makes me wish I knew how it got started.

[Tarryk]

this has been circulating around my work for the past couple weeks, sheer brilliance. XD

[Twisty]

This one is pretty sweet review

The shirt seems to be so popular it's currently unavailable