About the babies, I was totaly cracked up especialy about the third picture... lol
About the 2 turrets, I was trying to understand what they said but my listening english is too bad to understand the 3/4. But the 'omg' 'wtf' was funny said like that. ^^
About the beer robot, ok stop ! I couldn't imagine make that just to have a scary face beer machine. That could stop my buzz each time I'll look at it. lol
Can you figure out the time it could take to me to make that $h!t ? I mean... well... while all this time spent to make this bloody thing I could not be buzzed for a while... and... no! No way ! this idea don't make me laughs a lot.
=>go in the fridge=>take beer=>open beer=>drink beer, that sounds more fun for me. »:}
Look at Chaimera ! => this
good (ermm

) guy don't need make a Bender Brewer. A simple Beer Helmet and all is fine and quick.
Edit: I've just found this little funny thing... maybe you all know it yet cause it's not new. This guy wanted some tomato sauce for his pasta but too bad for him... the vendor didn't have any more tomatos to sell at this moment.
Red sauce on Pasta FTW!