Corrupting Christmas

[Mivat]

Congratulations, you're now in hell, where you'll walk naked through a desolate, endless desert under a blistering sun while people you hate walk in front teasing you with beer.


I wish it would snow

[Renjori]

Your wish is granted, though sadly its not just normal snow, tis yellow snow and a mysterious stranger forces you (at gun point) to clear his drive-way with your tounge.

I wish I had the crown jewels in my room on a satin pillow

[Mivat]

Your wish is granted, though sadly it is your own "crown jewels" on the satin pillow, and you suddenly went from a bass-voice to soprano.

I wish was up at the cabin in the mountains

[Vallikat]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately it is the hunting lodge of the last surviving relative of the Donner Family and you're the first "food" he's seen in decades.

I wish for a Merry Christmas.

[Ceryn]

Your wish is granted, you have a 'merry' christmas, however the resulting video gets leaked to youtube and your family are horrified by your 'merry' antics.

I wish I could think of a better wish

[Renjori]

your wish is granted, and your [Better] wish was granted also. Thanks to you hundreds of thong wearing Atroxes, led by a thong wearing Tarryk, now inhabit every major city. Thanks alot for bringing aboot the apocalypse.

I wish the fly trapped in my light could escape and be free (as it has been trying to escape for 2 days)

[Ceryn]

Your wish is granted, however the fly is pissed and wants revenge.

I wish it were payday already

[Myz_Lilith]

It is.

Unfortunately you requested, instead of cash, to receive a variety of small usefless trinkets including a poker chip and a bus ticket. Even more unfortunately this wasn't due to any kind of amazing precognitive abilities on your part, you were just pissed at the Office Christmas party when you made the deal!

I wish it could be Christmas everyday...

[Ceryn]

Christmas comes but 365 days a year, unfortunatly, the only turkeys come from Bernard Mathews (yes, that one that had the outbreak of bird flu) and the only veg left, are the sprouts, and they've gone soggy..


I wish I could undo some of the mistakes I've made in life

[Dantwin]

Your mistakes are magically wiped, unfortunately you being born Was one of the biggest, prepare to be Magically Wiped out of existence, then be reborn and go through puberty all over again. have a Niiiice day.

(( nothing personal!))

I wish i could use my yalmaha..

[Firia]

I wish i could use my yalmaha..

*POOF!* Your wish has been granted! You may now fly your yalm with the best of them! All that's required is a drink of "Queen Firia's Tasty Sailors Rum" [QL1, +300 Vehical Air] every couple of minutes. Unfortunately the dizzying side effects of this brew send you careening into the front office of a certain Rubi Ka Exec, and now you're wanted by Omni-Pol.

It's worth it though.

I wish I was granted true happiness.

[Jenibell]

*poof* wish granted but unfortunatly your only 3 in tall and living in a doll house.

I wish I was not in Iraq

[Mivat]

Your wish has been granted, but sadly, due to bureaucratic hiccups and miles of red tape in the Pentagon, you're sent to Thule, Greenland, as a Snow Removal Specialist.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[Firia]

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

*POOF!* Your wish has been granted! You really don't have to go in to work today. No, that's because you didn't keep anything personal there to box up after the lay offs and cut backs. The mass-firings insured that many people wouldn't have to go to work today.

I wish these collage art courses I'm going to be taking really do the trick!

[Ceryn]

*Alakazam!* Your wish has been granted, however the its the trick involving three playing cards, and a six-legged octopus, not very art related, no matter which way you look at it.


I wish, that I could afford to go travelling again

[Cheese]

*shazoom* Your wish has been granted: You've traveled 3 miles to the corner 7-11 and now you're out of gas.

I wish I was back in Japan

[Vallikat]

*poof* Your wish is granted. Sadly you're being served to wacky Americans who wonder what this latest weird specialty is.

I wish my Christmas presents were wrapped.

[Ceryn]

In the blink of an eye, all of your christmas presents are wrapped. However, someone forgot to put the labels on. Now, you have no idea who is supposed to be getting which present.

I wish that I knew how to do the vulcan nerve pinch

[Shigy]

You get shown how to do it unforatelly you can't get the position right on anyone but yourself for it to work.

I wish I had a working computer.

[Ceryn]

With a flash and a bang, your computer is now working again, unfortunatly, it's stuck running IBM's OS2-Warp.

I wish that people I need to speak to, would actually be to be found when I need to speak to them