# Stephen: Nation, I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s a tad disappointed in the choice of Presidential candidates this year. So far none of them has said I am the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan. Well, almost none.
# Stephen: I know a lot of people think that I should run and I get it. I have a face that was born to be on money. But I can’t just throw my hat in the ring. For one thing, my hats are really expensive.
# Stephen: It is such a big decision that I would really need to receive some sort of sign…
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* Viggo Friggin’ Mortensen as Aragorn: My Lord! My Lord!
* Stephen: Excuse me?
* Aragorn: If by my life or my death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword! What say you, My Lord? What say you?
* Stephen: Uhm, Thanx?
* Aragorn: [running off stage, shouting] Let’s hunt some Orc!
# Stephen: Anyway, like I was saying, if I could get some sign, that would be great.
# Stephen: If you see any signs that I should run for President, write to me and tell me about it because I just got a great new letter opener.
My respect for Viggo Mortensen just rose to new levels,
and Stephen is a god among men.
He's possibly only joking, but people. Take him up on the offer and write to Stephen Colbert, because the US election is still some distance away yet. And who knows, maybe you could actually convince Stephen Colbert to actually run for president? If nothing else you will at the very least help him make a political statement of how messed up the US is politically.
*Tips his hat at Stephen Colbert*
