Super off topic

[Arcblade]

LO f-ing L

[Ashval]

Miv...you rock...LOL

[Mivat]

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard, and too little chlorine.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

[Mivat]

Some Zen sarcasm for the masses

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
23. Teach a man how to light a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Drench the same man in gasoline and set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Mivat]

Why global warming is good:


Don't let your cat eat your laser-mouse!


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A spoiler







"Look, Ma! I can Flyyyyyy.......crap...











Can you tell that I'm bored at work??

[Shigy]

Well you stop the rest of us getting bored

[Myz_Lilith]

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

...should be inscribed above the GSP quotes thread!

[Shigy]

heh so true

[Mivat]

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

...should be inscribed above the GSP quotes thread!

Add this to it as well: Anything you say can, and most likely will, be used against you if the opportunity should present itself.

[Myz_Lilith]

...and anything you don't say, Nico will make up anyway!

[Arcblade]

well im gonna hijack my topic from the rest of you to say that im mad at J. K. Rowling for her ending of the Harry Potter series, its too open and shes not going to write other books, its just not a normal ending but thats not saying much since most of the Harry Potter series had weird endings, but not weird but it still was good reading, sort of... im gonna end it here so i dont write a review of the book that no one on this form is going to read! I would buy it if you like the series, lots of filler though for the first 600 pages

[eadaoin]

well, your thread has just been squirrel jacked! bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

[Vallikat]

im gonna end it here so i dont write a review of the book that no one on this form is going to read!

I read it last weekend.

[Stiofain]

Isn't she special? Making me scan things and then forbidding me from saying she drew it. Ah well, let's see how long till she beats me over the head with an umbrella for posting this.

[eadaoin]

/me reaches for nearest blunt object

[Arcblade]

Valli, dont you think the ending was open-ended?

[Shigy]

I thought the ending was fairly rapped up...only one thing I wanted actually written in the text although its fairly obvious if ya think about it for a second.

[Ceryn]

[Shigy]

rofl
*Shigy goes off on another fanboi kick over portals...me wanty me wanty

[Vallikat]

Valli, dont you think the ending was open-ended?

Quite the opposite. I thought it was about as well wrapped up as she could possibly have done. In fact, I'd almost say it was one of the best wrap-ups I've read. I know its gotten a lot of flack. But quite honestly, I think people wanted to see something in the ending that she just wasn't going to give them. I say kudos to her! She did it just right.