"The Fart"

[Myz_Lilith]

But you did miss the bandwagon! It's all your fault for being a bloody colonial!

[Tarryk]

But you did miss the bandwagon! It's all your fault for being a bloody colonial!

LOL ouch, touche, punk-ass.

[Lykeios]

Gah get a room you two!

[Tarryk]

Gah get a room you two!

She's comin' to D*Con, right?

[Myz_Lilith]

But my dear sir, Dragoncon is a most refined and restrained affair, where intellectuals of all nations meet to discus and debate the muse as it pertains to speculative fiction of the highest calibre, in a most studious and scholarly atmosphere... it has nothing to do with innuendo or any kind of improper behaviour!

(I told Valli that and I think she believed me...)

[Vallikat]

(I told Valli that and I think she believed me...)

You mean you were kidding?

You mean I cancelled my plans for nothing???!!!

Remind me to kill you later!


*hastily re-makes all of her travel arrangements for DCon*

[Firia]

I don't know why this is called "The Fart", really.

My dad, sadly, used to make the crude joke about how he'd have so much gas, he didn't even neeeed his truck. I think this applies. The Frogs' got so much gas, he's just acting like he's on a bike... which is gross.

I'm saying people overexpose themselves.

Fine, I'll put my pants on. I thought I mighta looked good with them off, what with the weather, but if people are going to get all up in arms about it, jeez...