Note to Self (for Others too)

[Innari]

The following combination is not a wise idea:

(1) Chocolate Cake Shot
(1) Cap'n Morgan & Coke
(7) Vodka & Cranberry Juices
(1) Red Snapper Shot
(6) Scooby Snack Shots

Notes to self:

1. Do not drink the previous combination when out with co-workers.
2. You can't golf, don't try.
3. When someone says "Let's do another one, I'll buy!", feel free to pass.
4. When the bartender says "I mixed too much, the rest of these shots are on the house.", Give them to other people, don't drink them.
5. Red Snappers are really good.
6. When you vow to never again drink Vodka, stick to it.
7. Don't drink the previous combination when you have a major training to do the following day.

[Revoekat]

Right.. next time stick with 1,2 and 5..

[Jassel]

man I would have been gone after the first two drinks and maybe a cranberry vodka

How are you still alive? Or am I just that much of a light weight drinker?

[Vallikat]

Just some advice from prior experience (and a little science). Your problem probably is not in the vodka but in the combination and quantity of drinks. Clear liquors are generally easier on your system than other types. However, when you start mixing vodka with sweet combinations and other liquors, that's when you start having troubles. Also you might want to note that the higher the quality of the vodka, the better off you are. Having said that, no matter how high the quality, if you drink enough of it, you're still going to be hung over.

But...you were entertaining while online last night. We had a bit of fun trying to decipher your closing message. Your fingers were all off by one or 2 keys so it was like doing a cryptogram.

[Innari]

But...you were entertaining while online last night. We had a bit of fun trying to decipher your closing message. Your fingers were all off by one or 2 keys so it was like doing a cryptogram.

....

You lie. I wasn't online last night.

[ivanelme]

yeah you were, and it was rather funny.

[Myz_Lilith]

You were fine hon. You mentioned a few times that you were very very drunk and then said "akls;jhdsa fl;akfaf" or something like that and left... no leets, troxes or DJs were molested in any way!

(Although Ivan did hide his shoes...)

[Vallikat]

Yeah Dani, you were. Best line (outside of the aforementioned cryptogram):

Who is Veld?

But then I kinda' like the exchange between me and Ivan as well. To paraphrase:

Me (after you announced under no uncertain terms just how very drunk you were): I don't know, but I get the feeling Dani's drunk. Just going with my gut.

Ivan: I better hide my shoes then.

[Innari]

Oh my god, you totally are lying >.>

[Vallikat]

Don't worry Dani. It sounds like you had a fabulous time.

[ivanelme]

hahahaha

[Innari]

I did. A totally fabulous time. I don't think I groped anybody though.

I do remember getting on ventrilo and talking to my org mates and them having to kick me out of ventrilo because I couldn't see the screen to shut it off.

God I'm weird. >.>

[Vallikat]

Yeah I have to admit to being curious as to how you managed to /camp.

[Innari]

Wait, was I actually in game, or just on AORC?

[ivanelme]

AORC mabey

[Traanse]

Such was the subject for much debate. I myself was a fan of the whole computer being shut off theory... possibly by reset button or plug being pulled from the wall. Surely not the entire thing being wrenched away from its cords by you huggling it and saying "I love you, man!"

[Fishi3]

Ok it's definately time to cut back when you can't remember things you did. That said sounds like you had a good time with friends and thats always cool.

[Nexeus]

this really sounds like a case for "don't drink and online"

[Shigy]

While I wouldn't advice being that drunk you sound like you had fun so its all good

[Metalynx]

That all?/ Man..I seem to remember a few times doing Talk Deviant with Tarryk...doign the "How many shots of Hot Damn 100 can Lynx drink"

wheeee! Alchohol plus Online voice chat= fun stuff!!